Women vs Your Hand

[sporty_carr]

Which one is the best to have a relationship with?



I chose "your hand" for many reasons.

1. Your hand knows exactly what feels the best, and how to get you off quickest.

2. You don't have to worry about getting your hand pregnant or catching warts from it.

3. Your hand won't drag you to Twilight movies or force you to listen to Lady Gaga.

4. Your hand doesn't care if you watch porn or not. This makes hiding your porn stash a lot easier.

5. It's free.


Go ahead and vote fellow freeones members, but I think the choice is obvious.

 

[lechepicha]

women for me.

 

[LukeEl]

Yeah it is going to be a woman for me as well. Besides there are women out there that do not like Twilight as well as Lady Gag

 

[drf]

Even with my extremely limited experience I would have to go with women.

 

[parry316]

Women win everyday

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

3. Your hand won't drag you to Twilight movies or force you to listen to Lady Gaga.

Sporty Carr, you're a legend. I'd rep you again if I could:bowdown:

 

[ChefChiTown]

Where is the poll option for "MAN"...

 

[thebear247]

funny shit. yeah even with all that said nothing beats a soft pink wet pussy

 

[BlueBalls]

2. You don't have to worry about getting your hand pregnant or catching warts from it.

Wait WHAT!?!









That lying son of a bitch!

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

This is dumb, anybody who answers their hand is either still a virgin, or had a very bad sexual experience with a girl (or thought it was a girl) at one time in their life.

 

[thapie]

in the immortal words of screamin' jay hawkins man needs a thing called woman

 

[Eric Lindros]

Women....allways!

Your hand is not taht softly as a women, doesn't talk too much, allways looks the same.

 

[Will E Worm]

Females tend to nag and want the garbage taken out. :tongue:

 

[Shadowfax 10]

Women for me.

 

[KLSsw08]

Women.Boobs feel good in my hands.

Scott

 

[JayJohn85]

6. If your right handed and you use left hand or vice versa. You can imagine its any celeb or pornstar of your choice jerking you off.

 

[PirateKing]

My hand is a dirty whore.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Does it have to be MY hand? You should see the delicate fingers on that ~~whimsy~~ chap.

:rubbel:

 

[Ace Bandage]

Why not just get a female and let her use her hand? There's nothing better than mutual masturbation for a change of pace. Once you're finished, just bodyslam her out the front door (you don't even have to open it first). But make sure that you find a better looking woman than this one. :eek:

 

[Facetious]

If only I had soft, uncalloused hands and perfectly manicured nails... do I have to answer ? :shy: