Woman killed man by squeezing his testicles

[Ace Boobtoucher]

On April 19, a female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles during a parking dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province, China.

http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2012/04/woman-killed-man-by-squeezing-his.html

I cringed while reading the headline.

I just noticed
this happened in
Haikou City.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

you have to be fucking kidding me

 

[squallumz]

woman squeezes balls
so much it killed that bad man
he won't fuck again

-haiku

 

[BCT]

Oh yeah?

 

[jod0565]

That's a SACrilege.

 

[Katja]

What is it with women and ball mutilation these days. Now a guys nuts are squeezed so hard he dies???

 

[LukeEl]

Gives a new term to the phrase "ball buster" (and cue the Who from the intro to CSI Miami)

 

[squallumz]

dammit, ive been making haikus all day.

put in a quarter
at the claw machine last night
i didnt win shit

 

[too fast]

That's just wrong on so many levels I can't name them

 

[Kingfisher]

Maybe she had.... Kung FU GRIP!

 

[Ravenholm]

Gives a new term to the phrase "ball buster" (and cue the Who from the intro to CSI Miami)

Damn you! I wanted to make that remark.

Guess that's what I get for snoozing. You snooze, you lose.

 

[PlumpRump]

Gives a new term to the phrase "ball buster" (and cue the Who from the intro to CSI Miami)

Done and done.

 

[PirateKing]

It doesn't mention if the balls were actually destroyed. He probably just a heart attack that resulted from the excitement of the fighting and getting his balls squeezed. Misleading headline is misleading.

 

[zdenka]

LMAO!!! :1orglaugh Howcome I've never seen this thread! So funny, I think I would squeezed really hard just to see if it pops