Woman arrested for putting menstruel blood on a customer's burger

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
"Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; spam spam spam spam menstrual blood and spam."
 
And I thought the Portuguese Breakfast was disgusting.

I'm at work and just asked our IT guy (by shouting it across the room) if that was a safe search subject. After the awkward silence that followed throughout the office, he's now just typing something.


so what is it?
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
I'm at work and just asked our IT guy (by shouting it across the room) if that was a safe search subject. After the awkward silence in the office, he's now just typing something.


so what is it?

Urban Dictionary for Portuguese Breakfast: You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs"
 
Urban Dictionary for Portuguese Breakfast: You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs"

I've done the funnel and champagne and straw (it was New Year's) but will have to try that.
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
Y'all saw this comin' a mile away, right?


"We all need someone we can bleed on
And if you want it, baby, well you can bleed on me
We all need someone we can bleed on
Yeah, yeah, and if you want it, baby, why don'cha bleed on me
All over..."


..and my favorite quote about this album ever:

In a five-star review for Rolling Stone in 2004, Gavin Edwards praised Keith Richards' guitar playing throughout the album and stated, "Whether it was spiritual, menstrual or visceral, the Stones made sure you went home covered in blood."
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
There's another story about a participant in the Women's-march-thingy charging a male protester and stuffing a used sanitary napkin in his mouth. Stay classy.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I've got red wings, and I would rather eat a clean pussy during it's period, then a nasty pussy that's not....but it's my choice. I ate a girl during her period, because it just happened, I didn't set out to do it, but putting it on someones food, is just plain and simply fucked up. That bitch needs to pay, and while I would never hit a girl...I sure as hell would pay a girl I know, to kick her fuckin ass but good.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
There's another story about a participant in the Women's-march-thingy charging a male protester and stuffing a used sanitary napkin in his mouth. Stay classy.

I would violate my, "no hitting girls" rule if some psycho did that to me.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I would violate my, "no hitting girls" rule if some psycho did that to me.

Substitute "ladies" for "girls" in your rule and life becomes much simpler. :)

Plus, you could always ask Deena or Mitzi (or whatever her name was) if she truly believed that women should be treated just like men. Upon saying, "yes"... well:

 
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