Something that elaborate and drawn out either means he's dead serious or he's bored as fuck and wants to get a chuckle out of the loonies. I suspect the latter cause he did kinda slap her in the face at one point. "m sure you have Sex with people you don't know very well often. So this shouldn't technically be that big of deal." Well that's being awfully presumptuous, dick.Look at the diadium proposal...