Win All-Expense Paid Trip to New York to have Dinner with a Porn Star!

[squallumz]

It's true! She's very entertaining if you can manage 2 things:

1. fill her with cidar

2. taunt her with home made cinnamon rolls

Then you get called a bitch several times. Oh wait, that's me...

fill her with cider? well... ive never heard it called that before..

 

[Mariahxxx]

ok guys...here's the scoop. I went to Amsterdam and made plans to meet up with Roald and Petra...of course they take me to the seediest part of the city and parade past window after window of nearly naked hookers...then Petra takes us to a bar and gets me drinking hard cider which I've never had....Roald is nice and quite but you can see Petra is clearly being cock-blocked by the Dutch Mr Clean. She is trying toget me liquored up so she can put "American Porn Star" on her list of conquers. But alas Roald stays put, the evening comes to an end and we all go in different directions at the train station.

She has since floated these homemade cinamon rolls knowing my weekness for such things and knowing I don't mind getting down with the ladies....she has continued to bait me every since. And yes, she calls me bitch far too often but thats her femme dom side breaking through.

Next time I see you miss Petra...your money will need to be where your mouth is for it shall be a poppin!

 

[Mariahxxx]

yes I can.

 

[squallumz]

believe it or not, ive met roald as well.

 

[Petra]

He does kind of resemble a short, non muscular version of Mr Clean..

 

[Mariahxxx]

yes he sure does!

 

[Rhyno17]

Nice contest Mariah If I was in the States I would so enter. Anyone that has any complaints about this is ridiculous haha. Let me know if you come to Canada Hope the contest runs good and smoothly!

 

[vodkazvictim]

Wait, this all expenses paid dinner, is it all expenses paid for you, Mariah?
Do I have to travel halfway across the world to buy you dinner?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Wait, this all expenses paid dinner, is it all expenses paid for you, Mariah?
Do I have to travel halfway across the world to buy you dinner?

 

[Mariahxxx]

Wait, this all expenses paid dinner, is it all expenses paid for you, Mariah?
Do I have to travel halfway across the world to buy you dinner?

I understand why Petra stresses so much during the Miss Freeones contest. No matter how clear you make things people just refuse to read the details. Did you read what it says on the site? Or how about on the HUGE banner on the first post of this thread? If you did you would have read what the fuck it says is included!!!!! Seriously, you should be ashamed for that post.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I understand why Petra stresses so much during the Miss Freeones contest. No matter how clear you make things people just refuse to read the details. Did you read what it says on the site? Or how about on the HUGE banner on the first post of this thread? If you did you would have read what the fuck it says is included!!!!! Seriously, you should be ashamed for that post.

Don't worry. Everyone is ashamed of all of his posts.

 

[squallumz]

I understand why Petra stresses so much during the Miss Freeones contest. No matter how clear you make things people just refuse to read the details. Did you read what it says on the site? Or how about on the HUGE banner on the first post of this thread? If you did you would have read what the fuck it says is included!!!!! Seriously, you should be ashamed for that post.

you realize he was fucking with you, ...right?

 

[Mariahxxx]

i don't think so. i think he didn't read the details even though they are clearly written all over every aspect of banner and the web page. it seems to be a common thing

 

[squallumz]

i don't think so. i think he didn't read the details even though they are clearly written all over every aspect of banner and the web page. it seems to be a common thing

common, oh yeah, this place is full of dingleberries. but in his case, he was trying to be funny.

the keyword is trying. that drunken slut.

 

[Tittyman5000]

I would love to be your date!!! Great City, Great Food, Gorgeous Girl! What more could a guy want

 

[Tittyman5000]

BTW would I need to arrange a way to get back home, or could I just be your humble servant and you can hide me in your closet? :dunno:

 

[Mariahxxx]

round trip airfare is included!

 

[Mariahxxx]

here is the restaurant where dinner will be....

the episode of "No Reservations" pay special attention to 5:40 HOLY SHIT!

 

[Mariahxxx]

And here is a video showing the concept of Momofuku...you have to eat here to appreciate it! It is said to be the hardest reservation to get in New York City and yours truly has the hook up!
checkout the timeline on the Lucky Peach Twitter page (Lucky Peach is David Chang's and the name of his magazine!)
http://twitter.com/LuckyPeach

 

[Petra]

i don't think so. i think he didn't read the details even though they are clearly written all over every aspect of banner and the web page. it seems to be a common thing

Members who you NEVER take ANYTHING they post seriously:

- Dirk
- BlueBalls
- Stan
- Vodka
- Pirate
- Anders
- Andronicus
- Squallumz

Did I miss anyone from the peanut gallery?

I'm surprised nobody has asked if they could get 25 blue tickets yet. Or do I only get that pleasure?