The power of Christ????
Always makes me throw up a little.
Always makes me throw up a little.
Will The Power Of Christ And The Ability To Get A Good Night Sleep Keep MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Going From The Penthouse Back To The Crackhouse?
- Thread starter Little Red Wagon Repairman
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gmase
Nattering Nabob of Negativism
Thoughts and prayers. The solution to all woes and calamities.
I search "lindell frank launch" about once a week just to laugh at the incompetence.
gmase
Nattering Nabob of Negativism
Okay, I bit into the 🌽 .
He held the launch event at the World's Only Corn Palace in Mitchell, South Dakota. Considering his company is headquartered in a Minneapolis suburb, why not launch it closer to home? I'm sure Mitchell is a fine place, but it doesn't quite have the gravitas needed for a social-media launch. [If the governor gave him an incentive 😉 , then it may make sense.]
I can't make this up:
- Lindell said 30,000 people would show up to a venue which holds 3,200. About 1,600 actually showed up - many coming from neighboring states.
- Musical entertainment was provided by world-famous flutist, and Frank Sinatra impressionist, Joe Piscopo (yes, you read the flute part correctly).
- Ben Carson couldn't be bothered to actually show, he joined via video call.
- Attendees received a free copy of Lindell's autobiography and his film "Absolute Proof".
- After the launch he ventured off to an event sponsored by the American Corn Hole Association.
https://www.argusleader.com/picture...cial-media-site-corn-palace-event/5031875001/
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Only a matter of time Mike will be back on crack hanging out in abandoned buildings partying with Hunter Biden. Imagine the podcast those two junkies could have together. More Crackfire than Crossfire.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
He's a convenient boob that's high profile and fun to poke fun at.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
If you were to recast The Three Stooges with Mike Lindell, Hunter Biden, and Matt Gaetz which one would play which parts?
Moe: Matt Gaetz
Larry: Hunter Biden
Curly: Mike Lindell
Moe: Matt Gaetz
Larry: Hunter Biden
Curly: Mike Lindell
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He doesn't seek out attention, unlike the Trump litter.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
No argument there.
Unfortunately negative attention sticks to Hunter Biden like cat pee clumps on litter.
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It's one thing to paint a target on yourself, like the Trump Klan, it's another to be targeted just because of who your father is.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Also true.
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John_8581
FreeOnes Lifetime Member
We have to get Ace to make a meme of that. Put their faces onto the Three Stooges bodies. It would be hysterical.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
We have to get Ace to make a meme of that. Put their faces onto the Three Stooges bodies. It would be hysterical.
We can only hope and pray that the illustrious and distinguished Officer Boobtoucher would agree to undertake such a great task.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Pretty good too.
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Could have made one female, but Don Jr. is a pussy, so I figured that would be an acceptable substitute.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
You were very wise in your selection. I was hoping from some conflict and friction with my piss poor idea. The Three Stooges have evolved into The Mutual Admiration Society of Matt, Mike, and Don Jr. Much more opportunity for zany laughs now.
