WILD girlfriend and WILDER sex!!

OK, so here's the deal.... M just getting to know this pothead of a gal and she is amazing in bed!.... She bought this really teenie lingrie the otha day and was parading around in it this weekend... And my rod decides its time2 give her some attention and shoots right up..... So one thing leads to another and before I know it, we both are in on a bed and she has an ce cube in her mouth that feels soooo good on my rod.......:) So, i turn her around eventually 2 eat her like she oughta be.... and after a while she decides its my turn...... and u knw what.... she slips those butt plugs right into my ass before givin me one helluva pleasurable evening!!!...DAMN!! I swear.... it felt gay 2 have your ass penetrated for the first time but I admit it, was HOT! HOT! HOT!....:D My new gal seems to have an buttplug fetish.... anyone out there know how2 deal with it.....? I mean, it aint every day that a guy gets his butt plugged!!.... especially around the Asian part of the world!..... Suggestions are welcome and appreciated! By the way, I had the butt plugs in my ass when i came right into her mouth and beyond!
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Pothead? Well, at least you found a real winner. If you like having plugs stuffed in your ass, then go with it. You don't need other people to validate something if you enjoy it.

Also, your story sounds like absolute bullshit. Just sayin'...
 
Pothead? Well, at least you found a real winner. If you like having plugs stuffed in your ass, then go with it. You don't need other people to validate something if you enjoy it.

Also, your story sounds like absolute bullshit. Just sayin'...

Dear penthouse... (I hope this isn't the start of another series of dear penthouse stories. They seemed to be quite popular a while ago...)
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Dear penthouse... (I hope this isn't the start of another series of dear penthouse stories. They seemed to be quite popular a while ago...)

The only difference is that those stories were always well written with proper grammar and punctuation. The OP looks like something written by an eleven year-old who just discovered boobs in Playboy.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Good for you.:dunno:
 
The only difference is that those stories were always well written with proper grammar and punctuation. The OP looks like something written by an eleven year-old who just discovered boobs in Playboy.

I was talking about these dear penthouse stories (see the links below), not the dear penthouse stories which one can read in the Penthouse magazine.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=263387 No capital letters when starting a sentence & no paragraphs

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=2883966&postcount=47 A disappointing ending...

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=260174

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=94016

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=267611
 
Ahh the joys of a drug addict woman, sure they may fuck you good, but are you prepared for her addiction to drain your wallet and more than likely give you Hepatitis C in the process?
 
Ahh the joys of a drug addict woman, sure they may fuck you good, but are you prepared for her addiction to drain your wallet and more than likely give you Hepatitis C in the process?

Now that is something to think about!..... wow!...... Thank u for opening up my mind...
:bowdown:
Christ! what m I doing!!???
 
And just for the records, M not planning on winning the "Most amazing sex story" competition ya know.... I just put up what I thought I should and not give a damn about grammar and shit..... So I don care if it seems like a 11 year old wrote it, Jus saying, ya know.... Thanks for your responses though..... :)
 
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