wifes revenge on husband for being a sports junkie?

[23lebron23]

So im listening to the radio (610wip sports radio) on suday or monday and a guy calls. His wife is 8 month pregnant and the guy tells her that he has to watch this game. She knowing that he hates all boston (include New England) says ok well then i get to name the baby. he agrees. Minutes later she says she is going to name him Tom Brady (last name but cant remember). I thought that this was funny and this guy was pissed off!

 

[Becks...poamr]

Either the marriage has issues, or the guy has to find a sense of humor.

 

[Ravenholm]

I guess being a sports nut and having a relationship with someone that isn't too keen on the sports side of things isn't a good thing. It could be worse though [the name she chose] although the guy might not agree.

Check this link out I found when signing into my email yesterday.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080724/tod-nzealand-name-offbeat-7f81b96.html

One kid had a first name of:

Talula does the Hula from Hawaii.

Another kid was named:

Number 16 Bus Stop.

And some twat named their twins:

Benson and Hedges [after the pack of smokes].

There are some right fuckwits [retards] out there that are not fit to have kids with the mentality level shown in the name giving game.

 

[shayd]

I guess being a sports nut and having a relationship with someone that isn't too keen on the sports side of things isn't a good thing. It could be worse though [the name she chose] although the guy might not agree.

Check this link out I found when signing into my email yesterday.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080724/tod-nzealand-name-offbeat-7f81b96.html

One kid had a first name of:

Talula does the Hula from Hawaii.

Another kid was named:

Number 16 Bus Stop.

And some twat named their twins:

Benson and Hedges [after the pack of smokes].

There are some right fuckwits [retards] out there that are not fit to have kids with the mentality level shown in the name giving game.

Lewis Black did a nice bit on names. One girl was named SHI-THAY-ED (spelled Shithead). Another one was ASH-OLA spelled Asshole. Then there was a woman from Jersey who named her kid AB-SID-DAY, spelled ABCDE.

 

[D-rock]

Isn't this the typical situation where a woman would just hold out on sex to get back at him? Then again she was late in her pregnancy so maybe that wasn't as big a form of leverage as normal.

 

[Torre82]

Lewis Black did a nice bit on names. One girl was named SHI-THAY-ED (spelled Shithead). Another one was ASH-OLA spelled Asshole. Then there was a woman from Jersey who named her kid AB-SID-DAY, spelled ABCDE.

::hangs head::

Even though there is a post in this topic with my name on it.. it isnt a post. It's a declaration of complete and utter fatigue with the skyrocketing amount of bullshit I see and hear every day.

or.. to translate into improper english for sake of venting faster..

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHAT IS UP WITH THESE SIMPLE-ASSED MOTHERFUCKERS SPITTIN' OUT KIDS LEFT'n'RIGHT NAMING THEM AFTER SOME TRIFLIN' FUGGIN' NONSENSE AND .... ahem, okay, that was enough. I dont need to finish the paragraph or speak in caps anymore.

Thank you for your time. :ours another drink:: Whiskey, you are a good friend. Thank you.

 

[Becks...poamr]

I once heard about a woman who wanted to name her spawn after STDs.



:eek:

 

[Violator79]

I'm waiting for the day when some genius names a kid Little Fucker/Phucker/Phuqer. I don't know what these people are smoking or what their mental state is at the time they pick the name and say it publicly, but they need serious help. But on the flip side, I know a lot of you probably won't agree to this, but some of these kids' may have really good parents. I know it's hard to imagine when your kid is named "Steeler Nation", but it is possible, unlikely, but possible.

 

[maildude]

HERE are a bunch of fucked-up names celebrities name their babies.

 

[devlinvelez]

.....I thank the good Lord everyday I don't have kids because of bullshit stories such as these and every other horrors that some poor kid has to go through courtesy of some nimrod parents with no sense.

Someday I hope that we can erradicate these people from making the lives of there kids and others a living hell.

 

[Jagger69]

In typical Texas fashion, I know a family who has 4 boys....all named after Texas cities.

Austin, Tyler, Dallas and Houston. I keep telling them I can't wait for them to have a 5th kid so they can name him El Paso.

 

[Petra]

And I thought having Petra as a name in the US was traumatic growing up!

 

[low42]

There was a girl my wife knew growing up who's name was Marijuana PepsiCola. No shit.

 

[Magnet]

Of course she could have went the way celebs are going now a days and named the kid Patriot or Celtic.

 

[senob44]

I've always wanted to name my future sons Dean and Lyle. But Becks thinks THOSE are crazy!

 

[D-rock]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 2375589, member: 114093"]And I thought having Petra as a name in the US was traumatic growing up!

I sort of like the name myself. :dunno:

 

[bodie54]

In typical Texas fashion, I know a family who has 4 boys....all named after Texas cities.

Austin, Tyler, Dallas and Houston. I keep telling them I can't wait for them to have a 5th kid so they can name him El Paso.

:1orglaugh

Better yet; Gun Barrel City

movie trivia: what well known film featured a major character with the first name Dallas?

I sort of like the name myself. :dunno:

Me too!

 

[senob44]

movie trivia: what well known film featured a major character with the first name Dallas?

Stagecoach - played by the beautiful Ann Margaret

Not my type of flick, to be sure, but I did see it years ago...

 

[D-rock]

Before I was born my dad toyed with the idea of naming me either Gun or Colt Steel. :1orglaugh

 

[senob44]

Before I was born my dad toyed with the idea of naming me either Gun or Colt Steel. :1orglaugh

I'm glad he went with Derringer. That is what the "D" stands for?