Wife's night out...

[tartanterrier]

Your wife decides to go out with her friends ******** and dancing...

You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the
Internet all night...

You hear her stumble into bed around 4AM, and laugh because you know she's going
to have a ******* hangover...

You **** up next morning and go outside to check out the ****** Volvo, which she
used last night...

You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece...

You circle the car looking for dents and find none...



Whew! That's a relief... Hey... What the....

 

[coolbeers]

I knew it:crash:

 

[L3ggy]

How could she?!

 

[D-rock]

...and people don't believe me when I tell them washing the car is overrated. :1orglaugh

 

[senob44]

And the cheating isn't the worst part! From that impression, it seems that she has approximately eight fingers on her left hand!!

Unless your wife has eight fingers, you're safe, it was someone else who got bent over your hood!

 

[slowhand]

Can we say busted.

 

[cartman24]

It always pays off to keep your car clean.

 

[Luckycharmz69]

but at least she didn't wreck the car, right?

 

[hillhopper]

It's not nice to cheat....but this 'busted' is funny.

 

[arianajoladdict]

someone had fun

 

[feller469]

This marriage is officially an "Open" one now

 

[Ziyon]

old but still funny

 

[Galactic]

No getting out of that one.