wife / gf request

I've come across a few guys who like to share their wife through pictures/ stores... In exchange they like the idea of another guy having sex with their wife/gf. I send stories (don't actually ***** with anyone, or meet for that matter). Especially guys into lingerie/bras, willing to take pics of their wife's stuff. Even couples that want to talk or women, thats hot too. I know most people out there will be like WTF? but I'm just putting it out there. PM me.
Seeker
 
what kind of store? I haven't been to the mall in a while. maybe things have changed. don't remember the "bang My Wife" department in Sears. Oh, maybe it is a franchise type thing. that would make sense.
 
Stores? Does Sears have a wife swapping department? How is the return policy?
 
This one time I was about to bone my girlfriend at the lake.
Then she screamed.
I looked up and there was Bigfoot.
So then I went back to boning my girlfriend but the mosquitoes were going crazy.
So she told me there was "No way."
 
okay okay I meant "stories" not "stores" like I said there are a lot of guys out there, others are in the hell no category. Swingers are usually up for it. Not for everyone.
 
Err...you're looking to swap stories about banging some other guy's wife in exchange for stories about that guy banging your wife?

Is this correct?
 
I've come across a few guys who like to share their wife through pictures/ stores... In exchange they like the idea of another guy having sex with their wife/gf. I send stories (don't actually ***** with anyone, or meet for that matter). Especially guys into lingerie/bras, willing to take pics of their wife's stuff. Even couples that want to talk or women, thats hot too. I know most people out there will be like WTF? but I'm just putting it out there. PM me.
Seeker
I'm like WTF?
 
You know I thought there would be more guys/gals/couples out there with similar interests. I guess I was just looking for swingers interested in talking, sorry I asked.
 
Stores? Does Sears have a wife swapping department? How is the return policy?

- yo, this wife is defective!
- sir, the warranty ran out last week, if you want to return her now there'll be a restocking fee.
- that is why you guys are losing customers, your lousy service! i'm one day over warranty and now i have to pay? she is fucking defective! won't blow me and makes fun of my small dick all the time!
- so the mouth opens just fine then, sir.
- yeah, but she won't let me put anything in it.
- sir, did you read the manual?
- she didn't come with a manual.
- well, you can download it off the website, or we can sell you a printed copy for 29.95.
- WHY? i just got her and now you say i have to pay more to learn how to use her? what the fuck is this ****? here take your fucking sears wife back, i'm done with this ****. i'm going back to crack whores, at least then i'll know what i paid for!
- have a nice day, sir.
- fuck you!
 
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