Well, I thought this was important because most dogs I know don't have any idea they should get more beer, and that they even have their own doggie brands!
Non alcoholic? Are you shittin' me?
Get the f!ck outta here with that fake booze! If I had a dog.. :uts on a George Carlin voice:: if I had me a dog, that dog'd drink straight from the liquor bottle. Tippy was a good dog.. good drunk dog...
Cmon, affa! It's not truly a dog brand if it's non-alcy!