Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Both of my ex-fiances are of the Asian persuasion. One was Vietnamese and the other Filipina. Both of them are fantastic people who, Lord knows, put up with waaaay too much of my shit. I still think well of both and it kind of hurts to think about it much. Thanks for dredging this up, fuckface.