why do some men fear big wide bubble butts

Whoa watch out!!!

The fag pulled me out of the car and expected me to puss' out. I went off on his drunk face like a Roman candle and tee'd off a good dozen cold hard rights. He called me later bitching about this and that from the hospital downtown, and of course dumb drunk Pollock apologized the next day after he came to his senses. I don't tolerate violent drunks, and him getting physical with the girls we were with that night ticked me off.

Anyway, I digress.
 
Convientional wisdom suggests it is cuz their dicks are too small to make it past all dat ass cleavage when hittin' it from da back

Why else would anyone prefer a pancake booty to a nice round ass?

It puzzles the Zolfster cuz from the back, a chick with a pancake ass is indistinguishable from a dude

Must be some of that homo erotic shit I heard about
 
Hmmm, so being that I like Mia Stone (who is pretty damn close to perfect, although breasts could be a touch better) more than any other trash that has been posted in here, does that make me "gay"? This logic is so incredibly flawed it's hilarious. Media in America (where I live) had a part in glorifying skinnier, lighter skinned girls way way back in the day. And please, tell me that I'm gay for not wanting to touch Serena with a poll and I'd be fine with that. That fucker has bigger arms than me, and I'm 6' 200lb and played six sports growing up and throw right hooks that one time fractured my drunk buddy's skull for trying to get rough with his girl after he downed half a case.

You said you aren't trying to imply this, but if you have sources that make this a valid case I would like to examine 'em.

This might be the stupidest goddamn thing I've ever read on this board. Quit drinking the fucking bong water. You're telling me that gay people are the reason that I find this body type (picture below) attractive? Really? I think not.


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Why do you get so upset? I clearly said in the text that i'm not trying to say that people that likes smaller asses are gay. That the fashion industry is dominated by gays is commonly known. If you search on "Gay men fashion industry" you will get some good articles you can read. Here is a qutoe from one of the articles I read that I thought was pretty good...

-I think that gay men are actually the most to blame for many of the problems in the fashion industry, like the absence of womanly curves on the runway, and the hideous, figure-assaulting trend that is the tent dress, which no women who have tits, and no straight men who have an appreciation for tits, have any use for.
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I'm pretty sure that Marilyn Monroe was considered the ideal back in the days. Her body was the body everyone wanted to have as far as i'm conserned. But yeah, you can just search on it and read all you want about it.
 
Hey Mr. Boilermaker, get a clue, like only build for cubian lynk ni@#$a don't post no more your out ##### dude, night night sweetheart lol
 

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Hey Mr. Boilermaker, get a clue, like only build for cubian lynk ni@#$a don't post no more your out ##### dude, night night sweetheart lol

Wow, can you translate that? :facepalm: I have no goddamn idea what you're trying to say. I get that you're a White gangster, but your language and diction are baffling to me.

And what's with all the fucking symbols? The board isn't censored, you stupid cunt. At least make your insults comprehensible.
 
I should be afraid of bubble butts cause I will probably die with my face firmly planted in one! But asses like the one on Jada Stevens makes me................uhhhh........what was the question again HOMIE!?!?!
 
Don't this look good, when comimg home from a hard day of work !!!!
 

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Yummy !!!!! Enjoy
 

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Like what you want to like.
 
"Dislike" does not equal "fear".
Personally, I like them...as long as they don't have the craters, dimples, nooks and cranies. You know what I mean.
 
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