Why do people want ****?

I **** my life enough right now without some little **** making it 10x worse. Besides, I like ******** and having fun. **** stop that from happening.
 
I **** my life enough right now without some little **** making it 10x worse. Besides, I like ******** and having fun. **** stop that from happening.

Oh, on the contrary, I came up with a wonderful game to play when you are *****. You find yourself a *** - preferably your own, because other people's ******** scream and yell when you try to take them - and you see how many times the *** can dodge an empty **** bottle in an hour. Then, you try to break that record. It's amazing fun.
 
Wrong ! It's the self centered, self aggrandizing, narcissistic types that wish to duplicate themselves, or half way at least, in the form of their own ******** that are the self centered types. ;) :tongue: I'm half kidding

You better be 100% joking when you read this. :nono:

:tongue:
 
After reading a couple of these comments, I'm not even sure if I want **** neither anymore. I mean, a cat or (indoor) dog would easily fill the so-called hole that many people feel that a *** fills up.
 
I wouldn't dare have ******** unless I knew that I could appropriately provide for them
. . none of that ''Hillary's Village'' stuff for my ****! . .
. . . and in the event that I were to eventually become divorced from my future wife
(a certain given in these progressive times . . . I know :facepalm:) those mean faced and clipped haired dyke commies over at ***** Protective Services better keep their cotton picken hands off me laddies!

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Perhaps it's a matter of attitude.I found having a ****** the most enjoyable and rewarding experience ; true there were times when not everything came up roses but I don't regret for a second having it .Certainly it placed restrictions both on finances and time but the gains heavily outweighed any losses.
Now I'm a grandad and it's great.The little ones have given me a new lease of life, I end up doing things I never thought I'd be doing at my age and loving it.
To those who don't want **** because they would interfere with their lifestyle or career-I pity them for their shallow lives.
 
manual labor...

knowing what I know about how men think, if i ever have a ******** (a hot one), it brings me pain thinking about having to know that she is gonna get plowed by some horny teenage boy that I once was...im hoping for boys...
 
I decided a long time ago that I didn't want ****,and I don't regret it. As a matter of fact;I think the world would be a better place if people stopped having them,at least for a while....


.....which is a roundabout way of saying that some people shouldn't.
 
Interestingly enough the trends with developing countries are to have lots of ********, but as that society progresses, ******** become less, and a massive increase of an aging population leads to many problems...
 
You people make me sick!

To those of you who say the never want ********, you know you're letting the fucking Muslims win, don't you? Does this not fill you with the kind of hatred and disgust that could just ******** a baby to death!?

I mean, if you were to ever have a ***** this is the perfect reason to do so. We can't let those "people" win. It's an abomination!
 
What I like to do is hire a sitter, tell her that my *** is ****** upstairs and that she shouldn't **** it up. Then when I come home, I ask her where my ***** has gone. Having an actual *** would ruin my fun.
 
I wouldn't mind have a ***** or two when I know I am stable in life financially and job wise and a wife. If the times were different I would want ten or twelve ****. However seeing how crazy the world is and messed up people are I can see having two **** will be a handful all around.
 
The majority of people who don't want ******** are self-centered.

Exact opposite. But you probably knew that and were just trolling.

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2. You're bored and want something to entertain you now or look after you in old age (insurance)

3. You want your genetics to live on for generations to come because they're so superior


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You people make me sick!

To those of you who say the never want ********, you know you're letting the fucking Muslims win, don't you? Does this not fill you with the kind of hatred and disgust that could just ******** a baby to death!?

I mean, if you were to ever have a ***** this is the perfect reason to do so. We can't let those "people" win. It's an abomination!

You're an abomination.

I said it.



Bitch.
 
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