Why do men have nipples?

[on]

It's a question that baffled the likes of Newton, and Einstein, but here we shall put this age old mystery to rest. Dicuss, javellin and hammer throw!

 

[mrtrebus]

What are you talking about? Men don't have nipples. . .or am I the only one?

 

[Jack Davenport]

so we have a place to hang our vice grips

 

[BlueBalls]

During the early stages in the womb all foetuses are female up until a point in which a certain grouping of hormones are introduced which then chemically decide the sex of the foetus, either keeping it in its original position to grow as a female, or by aiding the development of the Y chromosome which allows for male gender assignment. So the nipples are just a by product of our early ****** development.

That's a very simplified explanation.

 

[on]

During the early stages in the womb all foetuses are female up until a point in which a certain grouping of hormones are introduced which then chemically decide the sex of the foetus, either keeping it in its original position to grow as a female, or by aiding the development of the Y chromosome which allows for male gender assignment. So the nipples are just a by product of our early ****** development.

That's a very simplified explanation.

That's just a blatant conspiracy theory! Boooooo

 

[sek seeman]

That's why guys with sensitive nipples have female tendancies, mine are sooo sensitive and I'm slightly bi-sexual.

 

[on]

That's why guys with sensitive nipples have female tendancies, mine are sooo sensitive and I'm slightly bi-sexual.

There has been scientific research into sensitive nipples on men, it concluded that it's because they feel unwanted, useless, have no sense of purpose, and therefore tend to have low self esteem! If you have sensitive nipples, just lightly compliment them every now and again, just to try and reassure them!

 

[sek seeman]

There has been scientific research into sensitive nipples on men, it concluded that it's because they feel unwanted, useless, have no sense of purpose, and therefore tend to have low self esteem! If you have sensitive nipples, just lightly compliment them every now and again, just to try and reassure them!

I do, I do, but they don't seem to listen. Anyway scientific research always comes uo with nerdy answers.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I once read an article somewhere (can I get any more vague than that?) that said that there have been recorded cases of men lactating to feed their ********. It's something that only happens in something like 1 out of a gazillion and a half cases, but men are technically able to produce milk.

 

[Monahan]

Frankly it's a super turn on when my babe tongues my nipples when my schlong is busy working in her vagina.

Dunno why nips, except glad I got 'em.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

In the beginning we were all androgynous and its vestigial, like an appendix or Will E.'s brain.

 

[D-rock]

In the beginning we were all androgynous and its vestigial, like an appendix or Will E.'s brain.

Actually there was a study that suggested that our appendixes might have some uses and aren't just a byproduct that's left over like has been thought for a while now. I think it was suggested it helps store some bacteria that our intestines use.

 

[Monahan]

In the beginning we were all androgynous and its vestigial, like an appendix or Will E.'s brain.

Sure can't argue with that. Don't have a clue what Johnny said, but I agree completely!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Men have nipples to pierce, tug on, and punish.

Honestly, some people's ********.

 

[arianajoladdict]

good question, maybe the answer is on yahoo answers lol

 

[ariades]

What BlueBalls said, so to speak.

 

[YMIHERE]

God gave men nipples so it would be easier to have sex change operations.

 

[lechepicha]

Why do men have nipples?

for catching frisbees, of course. :thumbsup:

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[Sicario]

For those moments when you want to add some cream to your black coffee.