Why Can't I Get a Job ?

[thebooger]

Why Can't I Get a Job ?

 

[Cutie]

I wouldn't hire him/her to even mow my grass or shovel snow...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Well it is clear this person makes intelligent decisions with regard to....his? hers? its? personal appearance. What's not to recommend?

I'm all for freedom of personal choice, but don't expect me to celebrate bad decisions!

 

[Cutie]

Agreed

 

[Born2Jizz]

Wow. That's all I can say. Just wow.

 

[feller469]

some village has met its idiot quota

 

[power-san]

The fucked up thing is, I bet this thing gets laid by Goth chicks who love this garbage.

 

[Wainkerr99]

Maybe he does have a job at Fairs and stuff.

 

[GregCentauro]

The leopard man! I watched a TV film about him. They said he was planning to have a cat's tail transplanted. As for now he has to settle with a battery operated strap-on.

.... just like me!

 

[tartanterrier]

That nasty :eek:

 

[Ace Bandage]

Damn, Halloween cometh early this year. She looks like a poor stunt double for Darth Maul.

 

[aborym]

...cannot be unseen

 

[mentalman]

Holy shit!!!!

 

[busenbust]

Has the Obsession gone just a little bit - too far???

 

[hillhopper]

Where did this person get the money to have all of this done for them? Trust fund kid rebelling against Daddy's rules?

People who do this and then apply for jobs want to scream discrimination, they'll say you can't make decisions about hiring me based on my appearance! Well to them I say: You aren't part of a protected group so yes, yes I am discrimanting against your appearance, we can't having you treating FBI agents who shoot mechanical clowns...You Might DIE!

Then these people want to say "My appearance is my right to freedom of speech!"
To which I say to them: Freedom of speech, fine...but not freedom from concequences, you look like drooling fucking idiot, and you smell like a douch nozzle! Get the hell outta here!

 

[Skyraider22]

Because you look like Cowrdly Lion:1orglaugh

 

[tittenman]

I wouldn't hire him/her to even mow my grass or shovel snow...

Yes probably because it is a tiger, should be doing what all tigers do I suppose, roaming around jungles!

 

[biomech]

You have wonder what he was thinking; did this really seem like a good idea?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

When he/she/it is an old person/tiger, they are so going to regret that.

 

[Cutie]

Where did this person get the money to have all of this done for them? Trust fund kid rebelling against Daddy's rules?

People who do this and then apply for jobs want to scream discrimination, they'll say you can't make decisions about hiring me based on my appearance! Well to them I say: You aren't part of a protected group so yes, yes I am discrimanting against your appearance, we can't having you treating FBI agents who shoot mechanical clowns...You Might DIE!

Then these people want to say "My appearance is my right to freedom of speech!"
To which I say to them: Freedom of speech, fine...but not freedom from concequences, you look like drooling fucking idiot, and you smell like a douch nozzle! Get the hell outta here!

*bows* that was perfect.