who's left handed?

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
I'm both.
 

rivasky

the special one
she is

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I'm a southpaw. However, I'm not a natural lefty. When I was a baby and up until I was five, my father always handed everything to me to my left hand. He wanted me to grow up and be a left handed pitcher, as they are a definite commodity on a baseball team. As I got older, I did everything left-handed in baseball.

Funny thing is, when I was around 9 years old he taught my brother and I how to ice skate so we could play ice hockey. I was handed a hockey stick about seven months later and held it as a right handed player would. So, I played ice hockey for seven years as a right hander. It felt natural. I tried it left handed and it was weird feeling.

I started playing golf when I was in my early thirties. As soon as I picked up a golf club, it came natural for me to swing left handed.

I bowled in a few leagues and it just came natural for me to hold the bowling ball hand.

I shoot all my firearms left handed.

I comfortably use scissors in my right hand.

I use my left hand to drink with. Same with my fork when eating.

I wipe my ass with my left hand.

If I ever kick a football or a soccer ball, it's with my left foot.

I open all doors with my right hand.
 
Funny thing is, my mom was forced to be right handed when she was younger because apparently her strict mother decided she has to be like most people or she'd be out of place and would struggle. My parents treated me being left handed as something perfectly natural that shouldn't be changed. If I were a baseball player I'd be the rarest one of all- I throw left and swing right. Same way with hockey sticks and golf clubs- right handed. Not sure why. But I do everything else with my left hand.

HeroOfTime- Hey, you probably know Link is left handed or at least used to be- Nintendo probably changed that. :)
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'm a natural lefty but the nuns beat it out of me.

I think Bill Clinton and Obama are both southpaws, so they can be identified as Satan's minions. I mean, that's the logic the nuns had so it must be true.
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Lefties are more creative and better at doing creative things such as drawing and stuff.

I'm a righty and suck at drawing and stuff. :(
 
Heh, that's interesting- I can't draw at all. Not even a little bit. I used to draw vagina bushes between legs of stick figures but that doesn't count- anyone can do that (and I'm sure we all have). :D
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Heh, that's interesting- I can't draw at all. Not even a little bit. I used to draw vagina bushes between legs of stick figures but that doesn't count- anyone can do that (and I'm sure we all have). :D

There's always an exception to the rule I guess. :D

But then there are guys like Ace who is fairly good at calligraphy and is quite imaginative and creative. :)
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Depends what I'm doing. But the only weird thing I do left handed, is use the computer mouse, which is set up right handed...which came about from early video gaming. And if I'm backing up a vehicle that bends in the middle, I'm right, if it doesn't, I have to do it lefty. I can shoot with either hand....and I drink with both. :D
 
I'm mostly right-handed, but I wipe my ass and I jerk off with my left hand.
 
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