Who would you rather have sex with: Octomom OR Tom Cruise

[gator_]

as tom doesn't have a vagina(that we are aware of) i would have to pick octomom, but then her vagina is so loose you could fit tom's whole body in there...it really is a tough question?????:dunno:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Anybody who doesn't pick Tom Cruise is so far deep in denial that they are only harming themselves.

 

[JasonCook78]

^^lol^^

 

[lurkingdirk]

Octomom. only a fag or chick would pick tom

It's incredible to me that you didn't pick Tom.

 

[mrdeiz]

Let's see....

Octomom POSITIVES
She is female
She has huge tits and it appears a a decent body
She is batshit crazy

Tough call here. Even though she has more negatives, she is still technically a female, so I'll go with Octomom.

all of those bonuses of her wouldn't be known without her OctoPorno video release

 

[Red Spyder]

Sir Farts-a-lot, is that you? :dunno:

I'd run from both choices, run like the wind!! Octomom: I'm afraid I'll fall into her vagina and won't be able to come out, and Cruise: Xenu will eat me for fraternizing with the enemy. Hail, Xenu!!

 

[mikexmoran]

Katie Holmes?