Who would you like to sucker punch right in the fucking kisser?

[DSOTM73]

Gary Bettman (the fucktard running/ruining the NHL)
Michael Cole (colour commentator in WWE)
Justine Bieber(ummm, maybe he should first on the list. get that little fairyfuck outta the way)

 

[gunslingingbird]

Tom Brady

 

[ralph furley]

rush limbaugh
sam fisher
newt gingrich

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Tom Brady

U mad bro?

 

[adeptblue]

Tom Brady

 

[ralph furley]

that stupid guido alexpnz

 

[Galactic]

Hell yes I love this thread. My list.
1.) Nancy Pelosi
2.) Daniel Tosh
3.) Bill Maher
4.) Harry Reid
5.) David Axelrod

 

[gunslingingbird]

Arnold Schwarzenegger

U mad bro?

No, brah, me no mad. Me hate the fucking Patriots.

 

[LukeEl]

Stephen Hawking

I wouldn't do that if I were you, if you even think of throwing a punch Stephen's way his chair's proximety alarm goes off and an oversized boxing glove lined with lead deploys.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Every politician who is serving more than two terms. Some of those cock suckers have been up there for over 40 years and, some of them are in their 70's and 80's. Fuck 'em!

 

[cindy CD/TV]

Pretty much everybody in all the shitty fucking commercials on tv nowadays. Pretty much everybody THAT MADE all the shitty fucking commercials on tv nowadays.
Well, except for the T-Mobile girl, her I want to fuck in every way imaginable.

Amen to that. Carly Foulkes is a GODDESS!!!

Martha Stewart

Yes, followed up by a kick to her giant hairy balls ...

Stephen Hawking

Why the hell not?

Frank Caliendo

He used to be funny for a while with his Madden impersonations. But now he's mockery of himself more than anything. Fail.

Tom Brady

Gunslingingbird

 

[Sam Fisher]

Al Sharpton

OJ Simpson

Mike Tyson

Reverend Wright

Barry Bonds

 

[who???]

All the members of Congress

Everyone that works in the White House other than staff people, like cleaner, cooks etc.

anyone that works for MSNBC, Fox News, CNN and Headline News

Also CBS news, NBC news & ABC news people

The voters for any of the pro sports Hall of Fame selection committees

Most sports announcers because I don't think they are even watching the same game I am

Any Hollywood type who thinks they can tell me who I need to vote for simply because they are famous

People that jump on bandwagons without even knowing what the bandwagon is for

and pretty much anyone that has played for the Dallas Cowboys

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

Al Sharpton

OJ Simpson

Mike Tyson

Reverend Wright

Barry Bonds

floyd mayweather?

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

George Lopez
Dwight Howard
Kobe Bryant
Cornell West
Tavis Smiley
Floyd Mayweather
Paul Begala
Paul Krugman
Al Franken. Definitely Al Franken.
Eric Holder
Al Gore
John Edwards
Chris Mathews
Lil Wayne
Joe Budden
Jesse Jackson
Maxine Waters
Al Sharpton

That's all for now. :dropdead:

 

[vodkazvictim]

All the moderators.

 

[ralph furley]

Miley Cyrus

 

[ralph furley]

All the above. Fuckers.
I'd also like to take my nicely manicured nails and claw the faces off of:

Rex Ryan
Jerry Jones
Tom Coughlin
Chris Berman
Anyone named Kardashian
Bieber
Anyone fucking my girl Christina Hendricks
Anyone fucking my girl Julie McNiven
Anyone fucking my girl Ellie Kemper
Anyone fucking my girl Hope Solo
The dude who knocked up Megyn Kelly TWICE.
Ryan Seacrest
Harry Potter
Both dudes in the Twilight movies
Terrel Suggs
Andy Dick
Rob Schneider
Barney Frank
Ted Kennedy (I'd dig him up just to slug him)
Elizabeth Warren
Tom Markey
Tom Menino
Brian Billick
Merrill Hodge
Woody Paige
Chris Matthews
Norah O'Donnell
Dan Patrick
Stephen A. Smith
Red Sox fans
People who wear North Face gear.
Ron Paul
Henry Waxman
A-Rod
Rosie O'Donnell
George Lucas

no republicans?

 

[alexpnz]

that stupid guido alexpnz

For all those kids you touched, I'd like to crack you 1 time for each.

 

[gunslingingbird]

All the moderators.

We love you too.