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Who would win in a fight between...

Mac Taylor. He fought in 'Nam with Forest Gump and despite losing his legs he's been in space, (with Tom Hanks and Kevin Bacon) which everyone knows gives you super powers.

Which brings us to the next round:

A sleepwalking Kevin Bacon vs actual bacon.
 
Kelly Hu...i'm pretty sure she's a martial artist plus pamela's got the hep c

the striding man (johnnie walker mascot) vs captain morgan (captain morgan mascot)<-this one is kinda self explanatory
 
Captain Morgan would slay that lily-livered land-lover and make off with the booty.

The Green Giant (ho-ho-ho)
vs
The Incredible Hulk (grrarrgh)
 
^ The most difficult question yet!!

BUT, to little surprise I pick Bruce. He has competed in international fencing championships. :banger:



Mick Jagger or Keith Richards
 
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