Who Owns A MuthaFrickin Fleshlight!!!!!!!
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Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Funny story...
We were each given one at work a few years ago. I took mine home to use on my other half, but after sticking his fingers inside he refused to use it. I could literally chase him around the house with it.
So then it sat downstairs and was passed around by friends.
Then a friend moved in (who happened to be one of our programmers).
The fleshlight disappeared when he moved into his own place.
I never asked, I didn't want to know but I hope it brings him loads of pleasure.
We were each given one at work a few years ago. I took mine home to use on my other half, but after sticking his fingers inside he refused to use it. I could literally chase him around the house with it.
So then it sat downstairs and was passed around by friends.
Then a friend moved in (who happened to be one of our programmers).
The fleshlight disappeared when he moved into his own place.
I never asked, I didn't want to know but I hope it brings him loads of pleasure.
:scream: Torre!!! :scream:
It is obviously Regina...
OBVIOUSLY!
OBVIOUSLY!
bobjustbob
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Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Got this one on my desk right now!
Every now and then its gone for half an hour....
Is that why it's sitting on Anders desk atm?
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
the thing about fleshlights is ... you're still stroking it.
i think the pussy and ass cyberskin designs are better. hands free action. plus, i think the cyberskin material is better than futurotic, ur3, superskin, etc. i think the fleshlight material is stickier than cyberskin myself.
i think the pussy and ass cyberskin designs are better. hands free action. plus, i think the cyberskin material is better than futurotic, ur3, superskin, etc. i think the fleshlight material is stickier than cyberskin myself.
i have had 1 for about a month now, u cant compare it to the real or say stuff like "next best thing"
if u like watching porn and getting yourself regularly as i do it has great novelty value. btw i have a real fleshlight not dodgy thing pictured above by fonz that looks like the nasty mouth of a walking dead zombie lol
on another note... i highly doubt tori blacks pussy has ever been as tight compared to her fleshlight!
if u like watching porn and getting yourself regularly as i do it has great novelty value. btw i have a real fleshlight not dodgy thing pictured above by fonz that looks like the nasty mouth of a walking dead zombie lol
on another note... i highly doubt tori blacks pussy has ever been as tight compared to her fleshlight!
yep its the standard Tori Black with lotus.. sure is tight as hell especially first few times using, was thinking of getting her asshole insert aswell but glad i didnt now. lotus is more than enough squeeze for me lol
without smokin porn girls like tori, jenna, stoya etc. behind the fleshlights would have been enough appeal for me to actually end up getting 1 if it was just a generic
without smokin porn girls like tori, jenna, stoya etc. behind the fleshlights would have been enough appeal for me to actually end up getting 1 if it was just a generic
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
yeah, the Jenna Haze one was a nice one. and jenna was the first to do her ass and she did it with a custom texture.. forbidden or something like that. lia 19 also never looked as good as she did on that can.
it was a smart push for the product.
it was a smart push for the product.
Reminds me of that scene from Zack And Miri Make A Porno :1orglaugh
Zack: I'm getting tired of fucking a fleshlight
Miri: You fucked it?
Zack: Yeah
Miri: What'd it feel like?
Zack: Like fucking a flashlight
Zack: I'm getting tired of fucking a fleshlight
Miri: You fucked it?
Zack: Yeah
Miri: What'd it feel like?
Zack: Like fucking a flashlight
It doubles as a lug wrench???
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