Who Killed JFK?

PirateKing

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Mystery solved.
Someone put a tiny bomb in his head. Oswald thought he was such a good shot he didnt realize that there were actually blanks in his gun. Poor naive bastard.
 
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meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
recently, in a bedroom in Medellin:

meesterperfect
I'm, I'm sorry, I can't go through with this, because it-I can't get it off my mind, darling... it's obsessing me!

Carmencita
Well, I'm getting tired of it. I need your attention.

meesterperfect
It-but it-it ... doesn't make any sense. He drove past the book depository and the police said conclusively that it was an exit wound. So-how is it possible for Oswald to have fired from two angles at once? It doesn't make sense.

Carmencita
MP!

meesterperfect
I'll tell you this! He was not marksman enough to hit a moving target at that range. But ... if there was a second assassin ... it- That's it!

Carmencita
We've been through this.

meesterpefect
If they-they recovered the shells from that rifle.

Carmencita
Okay. All right, so whatta yuh saying, now? That e-e-everybody o-o-on the Warren
Commission is in on this conspiracy, right?

meesterperfect
Well, why not?

Carmencita
Yeah, Earl Warren?

meesterperfect
Hey ... honey, I don't know Earl Warren.

Carmencita
Lyndon.Johnson?

meesterperfect
L-L-Lyndon Johns Lyndon-Johnson is a politician. You know the ethics those guys have? It's like-uh, a notch underneath child molester.

Carmencita
Then everybody's in in the conspiracy?

meesterperfect
(Nodding his head) Tsch.

Carmencita
The FBI, and the CIA, and J. Edgar Hoover and oil companies and the Pentagon and the men's-room attendant at the White House?

meesterperfect
I-I-I-I would leave out the men's-room attendant.

Carmencita
You're using this conspiracy theory as an excuse to avoid sex with me.

meesterperfect
Oh, my God! She's right!

Just how did you put the bug in my apartment? Or maybe youv'e got The Shining.
Pretty sneaky Greg.
But me , avoid sex with Carmencita? Not in this lifetime.
And I never talk politics with chics, That why I have you guys.
 
I think out of every conspiracy theory, this one is probably the most rational. It was probably the CIA or some other affiliated group.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
I think out of every conspiracy theory, this one is probably the most rational. It was probably the CIA or some other affiliated group.

I think it was the Italian mafia that organized it and carried it out with the approval and protection from the CIA or something bigger.
Fidel and his guys knew about it beforehand too.

The shots? Of the ones that hit targets the first was from behind and through the neck/upper chest area.
The 2nd about 3 seconds later from behind through the head and then into Gov Connoly's chest.
The 3rd which happened within a second after the 2nd went through the front of the head.
At least 3 shots from 3 different weapons, yet the GOV has the balls to say it was Oswald alone.
All is there on film, best footage i could find:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-cri43ttTo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpG4wN0d_KU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJQyg8EYohQ&feature=related
 

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maildude

Postal Paranoiac
I couldn't find one.
but apparently its not a worthy topic.
I know its an old theme, but i still can't believe other than the warren conclusion which is obviously wrong, the GOV never solved it, at least publicly.

So i'll climb aboard the ship of fools and say Osama Bin Laden did it.

Simple. The Warren Commission was set up to appease those who would be taken in by all of the holes in the Oswald conviction. The Zapruder tape made the goals of the WC much more difficult. A cover-up had to be bolstered by a scapegoat theory using "respected" but friendly figureheads. Remember: no matter who was at fault, the assassination was necessary to plug all of the gaps created by the Bay Of Pigs, Bobby Kennedy's assault on the mob, JFK's trysts, LBJ's connections to overseas oil and military industry, Kennedy Sr.'s connection with organized crime, and America's foreign policy interests in southeast Asia and the Pacific rim. Oswald was created and manipulated many years before 1963.
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
I think it was the Italian mafia that organized it and carried it out with the approval and protection from the CIA or something bigger.
Fidel and his guys knew about it beforehand too.

The shots? Of the ones that hit targets the first was from behind and through the neck/upper chest area.
The 2nd about 3 seconds later from behind through the head and then into Gov Connoly's chest.
The 3rd which happened within a second after the 2nd went through the front of the head.
At least 3 shots from 3 different weapons, yet the GOV has the balls to say it was Oswald alone.
All is there on film, best footage i could find:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-cri43ttTo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpG4wN0d_KU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJQyg8EYohQ&feature=related

The evidence of a CIA-Mafia connection is overwhelming. After the Bay of Pigs fiasco, JFK made the statement that he would "smash the CIA into a thousand pieces". At the same time, his attorney general brother Bobby was spearheading an effort to expose the mafia and its involvement with organized labor, specifically the teamsters union and its president, Jimmy Hoffa. There were also extreme right-wing factions in the US corporate world who would stand to benefit from a hit on the president in addition to the indignation of Cuban premier Fidel Castro at the attempted coup that was, at least from Castro's perspective, led by JFK. All of these factors came together in a sort of "perfect storm" that ultimately culminated in the conspiracy and eventual assassination of the president on November 23, 1963. Governmental involvement in the conspiracy was evident in the subsequent botched autopsy of Kennedy, the mishandling of the ongoing investigation and the ensuing whitewash that was the Warren Commission report.

Who killed president Kennedy? Well, Lee Harvey Oswald certainly was one of the hit men (a CIA operative without question) but he was also brilliantly set up to take the fall. He unwittingly played the patsy to perfection. The Zapruder film shows beyond question that the fatal kill shot to the head came from the front of the motorcade. Therefore, If there is more than one shooter, you have a proof of a conspiracy. It will likely remain an unsolved mystery into perpetuity since most of the people who were either directly or indirectly involved in the actual assassination somehow are conveniently no longer alive....some of them who died under very suspicious circumstances.

I urge anyone with a significant interest in this subject to read Robert Groden's book. It is very enlightening and it is very well researched.
 
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