recently, in a bedroom in Medellin:
meesterperfect
I'm, I'm sorry, I can't go through with this, because it-I can't get it off my mind, darling... it's obsessing me!
Carmencita
Well, I'm getting tired of it. I need your attention.
meesterperfect
It-but it-it ... doesn't make any sense. He drove past the book depository and the police said conclusively that it was an exit wound. So-how is it possible for Oswald to have fired from two angles at once? It doesn't make sense.
Carmencita
MP!
meesterperfect
I'll tell you this! He was not marksman enough to hit a moving target at that range. But ... if there was a second assassin ... it- That's it!
Carmencita
We've been through this.
meesterpefect
If they-they recovered the shells from that rifle.
Carmencita
Okay. All right, so whatta yuh saying, now? That e-e-everybody o-o-on the Warren
Commission is in on this conspiracy, right?
meesterperfect
Well, why not?
Carmencita
Yeah, Earl Warren?
meesterperfect
Hey ... honey, I don't know Earl Warren.
Carmencita
Lyndon.Johnson?
meesterperfect
L-L-Lyndon Johns Lyndon-Johnson is a politician. You know the ethics those guys have? It's like-uh, a notch underneath child molester.
Carmencita
Then everybody's in in the conspiracy?
meesterperfect
(Nodding his head) Tsch.
Carmencita
The FBI, and the CIA, and J. Edgar Hoover and oil companies and the Pentagon and the men's-room attendant at the White House?
meesterperfect
I-I-I-I would leave out the men's-room attendant.
Carmencita
You're using this conspiracy theory as an excuse to avoid sex with me.
meesterperfect
Oh, my God! She's right!