Who is the bigger douchebag in this commercial?

[PlasmaTwa2]

Everytime I see this commercial I get mad at both Mark and the ***.

On the one hand, Mark is a complete dick. The *** wants an autograph but he says he has a plane to catch. This is while he is standing at the check-in and not doing anything. It is going to take only a second to sign the autograph, and if you notice the copyright date (2001) you realize he is going to be standing there for a pretty goddamn long time. And not only that, but after he crushes the ***'s dreams he has the balls to ask him for a chip!

And for that matter, why the hell does a ten-year old boy have an entire large bag of Lays Originals in an airport? What the fuck? Were they all out of Ketchup flavoured? But I digress...

On the other hand, you have the young boy and his ****-eating grin. So your favourite hockey player is obviously in a hurry to catch a flight, and yes, he is a dick to you, but when he asks for a chip what do you do? You ********* him and get him to sign autographs for all of your friends. Really, ***? Really? The world doesn't revolve around you, you little prick. Once that bag is done and he realizes he missed his flight you're going to be missing a couple more teeth...

Discuss. Or don't. Either way this has added another post to my post count.

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[PirateKing]

The balls on this ***....

"How about an autograph"? What happened to "Can I get an autograph please?"? Honestly, **** these days are so impudent. And then he gets the nerve get all huffy puffy as he walks away. Who the hell do you think you are ***?

Messier had every right to refuse an autograph, the *** didn't even have a pen and paper with him. Was he just expecting Messier to have a pen and paper on hand? O sign his Lays bag with the power his mind?

In fact, if I were airport security I would keep an eye on that ***. He looks like a potential terrorist.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I vote for option C, the biggest douchebag is the person watching the commercial. :thumbsup:

 

[LukeEl]

Lays potato chips because they pale in comparison to Utz potato chips.

 

[MikeOckhurtz]

Only one way to settle it. Lace the *** up and we'll see who gets the 2 minute *****.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Lays potato chips because they pale in comparison to Utz potato chips.

I never actually thought about that, but Lays really is a company of douchebags. The thing I **** most about that commercial is not Messier or the ***, but the fact that whenever I see it I always go out and buy a bag of Lays original chips. They're like heroin and that toothless ***** is the dragon that taunts me throughout the forest.

 

[BlueBalls]

Is this guy some sort of important figure in Canadia?

You can tell him from me, that he has possibly the worst false laugh in commercial history.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Is this guy some sort of important figure in Canadia?

You can tell him from me, that he has possibly the worst false laugh in commercial history.

He actually does laugh like that. It's Mark Messier. He's a retired hockey player, and generally a pretty good guy.

I think you're over analyzing this, Plasma. How many times do you think Messier gets asked for an autograph? And, we're supposed to infer from the start of the commercial that he's running to his plane as he's very late for it.

I say just punch the *** in the face - it's fast, and it's kind of like Messier's signature...