Little Red Wagon Repairman
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I wouldn't hire her for anything other than as a secretary. She could take dictation by crawling under my desk for some dick tasting.
Who In The Heck Does This Uppity Broad Think She Is?
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She can use that same technique making sandwiches.
She needs to be on the business end of a vacuum cleaner.
Wow. That escort is all business.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
No GFE from her for sure and everything, even oral, is 100% covered. She prefers to be referred to as a therapist as well.
:1orglaugh
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
As soon as she shook my hand I'd take her hand and place it on my wiener showing what her firm grip is good for.
I see your hand is familiar with the penis technique, ma'am. But this is a handshake not your night job.
In all seriousness though when somebody tries to hard or thinks too much about how to do a good handshake their priorities are not in the right place. It's a handshake. There is no reason to overthink it. If somebody did that to me I would think they were weird at best, and hiding some insecurities as something even more likely.
I still say that Snake will never truly be bros with Otacon until he's willing to piss his pants hiding in a locker.
L3ggy
Special Operations FOX-HOUND
As if that'll ever happen, he's seen too much combat.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Best handshake of all-time was between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Apollo Creed in Predator. Everything else is a handjob in comparison. If that hanshake were a handjob then no one would last more than 6 seconds.
I almost posted thst but I felt it was too predictable.
But I can feel my wrist shattering with that shake.
A-am I gonna masturbate the same, doc?
We have to amputate your whole arm.
But I can feel my wrist shattering with that shake.
A-am I gonna masturbate the same, doc?
We have to amputate your whole arm.
