Who else drinks alone?

I tend to ***** alone. Grab a couple a six packs and chill. Or get one of the many popular 80 proof liquors and ***** it straight by my lonesome. When I do ***** with others its with fucking morons who dont know how to hold their ****** and start ****** on folks hats and shirts and fucking anything with tits. Those bastards. Yeah I ***** alone.
 
nowadays, often.
i can't afford to go to the bar with my friends, and i tend to get ******** ***** and make an ass of myself. and i fall in love too easily...
for some reason when im at home alone i have more control and the big bonus is no chance of a DUI, i **** taking cabs, and i know its irresponsible, selfish, and idiotic, but thats the way it is.

this
 
I always ***** with "Harvey".

He is an invisible rabbit standing about six feet tall.

We ***** and dance all night in the back yard while I hump his leg,
then he disappears when I open my eyes in the morning.
 
I ALWAYS ***** alone.
When I go out to the pub with friends & buy a round of beverages, or am bought a beverage I retire to an isolated part of the pub & consume my pint. My comrades are prohibited from advancing towards me but are allowed to communicate with me via semaphore but I am, & remain, resolutely alone until I have finished my *****(s)
 
Who wants to ***** alone with me, cam to cam? :shy:

That depends. Will we be doing anything other than only ********? The last time I did the whole cam to cam thing with you you had me rubbing ice cubes on my nipples and eating lollipops. Is that gonna happen again? :D
 
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