Who am I?

[Smittmaestro]

Athlete?

-cs™

 

[dick van cock]

I'm more of an actor than an athlete, but neither is my profession...

 

[Perilypos]

Are you alive?

 

[dick van cock]

Yes, alive and kicking!

 

[Perilypos]

Are you an American?

 

[minidog]

are you american?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Hmm, neither an actor or athlete...

Professional wrestler?

-cs™

 

[dick van cock]

Yes, I'm American.

 

[dick van cock]

Hmm, neither an actor or athlete...

Professional wrestler?

-cs™

No! I acted once and I am known to be an avid fan of a particular sport, but my line of work is completely different.

 

[minidog]

a politician?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Hmm, neither an actor or athlete...

Professional wrestler?

-cs™

 

[dick van cock]

Yes, I am a politician!

 

[Perilypos]

Are you Arnold Schwarzenegger?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Bill Clinton?

-cs™

 

[dick van cock]

Neither Clinton nor Arnie.

I have one biographical detail in common with Schwarzenegger.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Jesse Ventura

They were both in Predator...

-cs™

 

[dick van cock]

No, not Ventura.

 

[minidog]

john kerry

 

[dick van cock]

Kerry? I said I am ALIVE :1orglaugh

No, not him!

 

[minidog]

are you a republican?