While doing a little yard work yesterday...

[Jack Davenport]

Unless something is blocking you from bleeding. If you turn into a plant person, I call dibs on your internet history.

Meh, you’re welcome to my internet history. Pretty good stuff once you get past the 30 day interruptions.

 

[zipper_666]

Damn. That sucks dude. Hope your hand feels better soon.

 

[Luxman]

Heat up a knife until it is red hot then cauterize the wound. It will kill the bacteria and leave an impressive scar.

That's how they did it before antibiotics were invented.

 

[sean miguel]

That's how Rambo did it. Cauterize and walk it off

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Heat up a knife until it is red hot then cauterize the wound. It will kill the bacteria and leave an impressive scar.

That's how they did it before antibiotics were invented.

OR you could stuff a hunnert dollar bill in there tightly and wrap it with gauze.

 

[Jack Davenport]

:1orglaugh