Which would win..

Which would win?

  • Better tits

    Votes: 21 63.6%
  • Better legs

    Votes: 12 36.4%

  • Total voters
    33
This poll naturally leads me to the age old question: Would I rather get a blowjob from a unicorn, screw a leprechaun in the ass, get a rim job from a mermaid, have my balls licked by a compassionate fiscally responsive Republican, or finger fuck an ogre?
It is truly a tough question to answer.
 
Hmm, "better" is pretty subjective. But here in the boob obsessed U.S. of A, I'll say that BIGGER tits will probably attract a guy quicker than LONGER legs. I've got a tape measure and a day off if any ladies would like for me to help them test this theory. :shy:
 
To me, on average, leg quality varies much more than tit quality. Is there a truth men are not admitting like how girls eye's dance to a man's crotch at a party?

Or is it more insulting to choose someone for her work effort at the gym than the "natural" beauty of a breast? A case of B for looks and D for effort?
 
The boobies, ... shaken not stirred.
 
Well I prefer a great set of tits but if she has a shitty attitude and the girl with great legs is a great girl then it will be her!
 
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