Which Presidential Candidate has the Bigger Wang?

[jewelcity]

Which Presidential Candidate has the Bigger Wang?:nannerf1:

 

[RealMenSwallow]

LMAO, this thread could go so many different ways, I can't wait until people start to respond like crazy!

 

[Artimus]

Is McCain's still operational? :dunno:

 

[ChefChiTown]

Mr. Obama, please step up to the podium and unzip your pants.

:feels around:

Mmm hmm, ok. Wow...quite impressive, Mr. Obama. Quite...impressive. :thumbsup: Just let me record this on my chart...aaaaand, ok, Mr. McCain, it's your turn. Please step up to the podium and unzip your pants.

:feels around:

What the...oh...oh God. Oh dear GOD...what...what IS that?!?! :wtf: It's like a...it's like rotten cob of corn!!! It's all bumpy and...slimey...oh...oh GOD...

:throwup:

Mr. McCain, get the FUCK out of my face!!! Just get the FUCK out of here, you sick fuck!!!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I think McCain has the bigger dick. It's name is Sarah Palin...

... Lame...

 

[ChefChiTown]

I think McCain has the bigger dick. It's name is Sarah Palin...

... Lame...

:let's it sink in:

Boo this man, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[H47]

Obama. The biggest and the best.

 

[cocklover]

Lol, I would have to say Obama for many reasons, but mostly stereotypical reasons.

 

[Violator79]

Which Presidential Candidate has the Bigger Wang?:nannerf1:

Why don't you ask them? Keep the results to yourself though.

 

[tubuler]

From what I've been told, your dick shrinks as you get older. So since McCain is in his 70's, I'd guess that his dick has gone through some serious shrinkage. Therefore our new Messiah, Barack "Steve" Obama, must have the bigger penis.

 

[Sicario]

I think McCain has the bigger dick. It's name is Sarah Palin...

... Lame...

I was going to use that. . .

. . . double lame . . . :o

 

[senob44]

I can say with certainty that Obama has the bigger unit, but McCain is better at using it!

One night with Old John, we played "Buckaroo" (he was the cowboy and I was the Maverick for a change). He caused me to lose control of my bowels! I thought for a second that he had chosen me to be his VP candidate, but it turned out he simply said, "You're running, mate!"

 

[tartanterrier]

I think Obama probably has it.Dr Evil probably plays with Mini-Me when
his wife is on the tampax

 

[Torre82]

Stereotypes aside.. Obama because of age. McCain probably went thru PLENTY of CBT back in the POW camp. (Cock/Ball Torture)

So with all that in mind, Obama fo sho'. Oh, and.. that could definitely be a reason why McCain is so grumpy. Anyone without a working pecker has to be pretty pissed and quicktempered.