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Which of my firearms should I use to kill spiders with?

Mayhem hates spiders

  • SOCOM 16

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • AK-47

    Votes: 4 15.4%
  • Mosin Nagant

    Votes: 3 11.5%
  • Remington Carbine .45 Long Colt

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mossberg 12 Gauge

    Votes: 3 11.5%
  • Marlin Carbine 9mm

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • SIG-Sauer Pistol 9mm

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Springfield Pistol .45

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • My bare hands

    Votes: 8 30.8%
  • Run away scared

    Votes: 7 26.9%

  • Total voters
    26
  • Poll closed .
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I was tending bar one afternoon about five years back, when a group of kids started shrieking about a spider. I looked over and saw a spider about the size of a fifty cent piece scrambling toward them. I took a running start and jumped on that fucker. It made an audible squish sound. True story.
 
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