Yep, I will add my own, "where's the meltdown?"
Yes Sam, I've been here 7 years. That's 7 years of trolls, tools, flames and lames. And 10 years before that of JRBB, CigarWeekly and the Village Idiots. And all the other places not worth remembering. And I have a little something for you that every kid should hear from their parents: You're not special. You're not a miracle, there is nothing unique, or even above average about you and no one gives a dry rat turd about you. And nothing will change that.