Which FreeOnes member(s) have you fapped on?

maildude's the only way to go
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
Boothbabe on top of Petra servicing assholebythedoor.

It's a dream of mine.

Does anyone have a photo of boothbabe or petra to even know what the hell people are talking about?

I'm thinking Tits or gtfo on this one. They need to banned for teasing. Teasing is a highly annoying and painful crime that shouldn't be tolerated.

It reminds me of elementry school when we used to play dodgeball and I was always the slow fat kid that kids aimed for first. It was very embarrassing especially when I'd get hit in the nuts and it wouldn't hurt since I was so fat my fat was used as a shield to protect them.

Moving on to middle school we used to play dodgeball and I was always the slow fat kid that kids aimed for first. It was very embarrassing especially when I'd get hit in the nuts and it wouldn't hurt since I was so fat my fat was used as a shield to protect them.

High school was probably the worst because dodgeball wasn't allowed anymore so the school kids had to come up with something new. They would try to hit me with their cars. It would never hurt when they hit me in the nuts since by high school I had no nuts left because I was scared of everyone. The worst part about all of this was that the teachers and even the principle got involved and to this day the principle still has the highest hit ratio on me.

This is why teasing is not tolerable anymore and if you don't believe this then do it just to make sure you don't have breast cancer. I'm a doctor and they call me Dr. Apartment - no relationship to House.

No, this is one of the only boards that doesn't do pictures of the people on the site, so it's hard to even know what they look like.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Does anyone have a photo of boothbabe or petra to even know what the hell people are talking about?

I'm thinking Tits or gtfo on this one. They need to banned for teasing. Teasing is a highly annoying and painful crime that shouldn't be tolerated.

It reminds me of elementry school when we used to play dodgeball and I was always the slow fat kid that kids aimed for first. It was very embarrassing especially when I'd get hit in the nuts and it wouldn't hurt since I was so fat my fat was used as a shield to protect them.

Moving on to middle school we used to play dodgeball and I was always the slow fat kid that kids aimed for first. It was very embarrassing especially when I'd get hit in the nuts and it wouldn't hurt since I was so fat my fat was used as a shield to protect them.

High school was probably the worst because dodgeball wasn't allowed anymore so the school kids had to come up with something new. They would try to hit me with their cars. It would never hurt when they hit me in the nuts since by high school I had no nuts left because I was scared of everyone. The worst part about all of this was that the teachers and even the principle got involved and to this day the principle still has the highest hit ratio on me.

This is why teasing is not tolerable anymore and if you don't believe this then do it just to make sure you don't have breast cancer. I'm a doctor and they call me Dr. Apartment - no relationship to House.

No, this is one of the only boards that doesn't do pictures of the people on the site, so it's hard to even know what they look like.

This guy is the guy.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I have a question: Where in the heck did the term "fapping" come from all of a sudden? And what term will replace it in six months?

I believe its an onamonapoetic term representing the sound a fist makes when it slaps nuts on the downstroke.
 

PirateKing

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Too many to name. I'm such a man whore.
I've fapped on BlueBalls, Tunsty, Andronicus Ry, M12, GregCentauro, Hot Mega, AFA, larss & lurkingdirk (mostly because he felt left out)...
You never fapped on me? I'm insulted.
 
I've fapped on BlueBalls, Tunsty, Andronicus Ry, M12, GregCentauro, Hot Mega, AFA, larss & lurkingdirk (mostly because he felt left out)...

Waaaiiit a minute..

Did you leave that little 'deposit' on my Liberace '77 tour gold lurex jacket?

You KNOW how difficult it is to get stains of that thing.:mad:
 

Prod3

Expect Nothing and Appreciate Everything
Angel Long the most as she was, and stlll is, pretty dirty! ;)

Vicky Vette, Nikki Nova and Demi Dantric to name just 3 more :)

Shame they dont frequent the board as much anymore though



Oh...almost forgot Petra too...she gets a special fap mention! ;)
 
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