Which freeones member is a biker/redneck/farmer?

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
The winner gets my autographed nude pic of BlueCountach.
 

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I think thats Stan S going native!
 
That's me on the back, when I'm PMS'ing I get really bloated!
 
Wait, wait, wait! Will and Hilly!?!?! :eek:

My entire sense of reality just imploded.......

Well,

He's been trying for a while to convert me....and I do know how to cook and clean and press his dress shirts...so I fit most of the things he needs, but what I don't really want to say out loud is that I have a plan to off him for the insurance money...and this sweet ride! Shhhh don't tell anyone OK?
 
Well,

He's been trying for a while to convert me....and I do know how to cook and clean and press his dress shirts...so I fit most of the things he needs, but what I don't really want to say out loud is that I have a plan to off him for the insurance money...and this sweet ride! Shhhh don't tell anyone OK?

Ahhh, I see (those 'Women's Studies' courses really work :shocked:). But don't worry, I can keep a secret. Although you are going to have to take me out on that beast once the old man croaks it, okay? ;)
 
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