which food network girl star would you have sex with?

[titsrock]

Rachel Ray makes more than $15mil a year when you factor in her tv shows, magazine, books etc. She DWARFS everyone else on Food Network. Mario Battoli makes $3mil a year from his restaurant empire. He was considered the moneybags, even more than Emeril. But then dumb America "fell in love" with Rachael Ray and mediocrity.....

 

[scooter]

Nigella Lawson
Giada

 

[b_cunning_99]

I'd nail Giada anytime any day!!

You forgot Cat Cora

 

[b_cunning_99]

Sorry here she is.

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[calpoon]

But then dumb America "fell in love" with Rachael Ray and mediocrity.....

yeah, but no one wants to fuck Battoli.

 

[titsrock]

Nope. My uncle hit it dead on the head when he said she looks like a Bobblehead. I can't even watch her commercial spots anymore.

Is your uncle Anthony Bourdain? He was the first to call her that publically...

yeah, but no one wants to fuck Battoli.

True. But have you seen Batoli cook?:yummie:

 

[CADDYMAN]

Rachel Ray is annoying so im going with Paula Dean

even if the poon isnt that good she can cook

 

[Ashleigh]

Rachel Ray is annoying so im going with Paula Dean

even if the poon isnt that good she can cook

After you're done with her, have her send me some of that love and best dishes my way.

 

[Ashleigh]

Oh and I wanna add Ted Allen to my list

 

[ChefChiTown]

Oh and I wanna add Ted Allen to my list

I'd have a better shot at sleeping with Ted Allen than you would. He uh, he's a...well, let's just say that when he looks at girls, he goes, "ICKY", but when he looks at boys he goes "I would really enjoy putting my penis in his buttcheeks".

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'd have a better shot at sleeping with Ted Allen than you would. He uh, he's a...well, let's just say that when he looks at girls, he goes, "ICKY", but when he looks at boys he goes "I would really enjoy putting my penis in his buttcheeks".

That's a nice, subtle way of putting it. :1orglaugh

 

[Teddy X]

Rachel Ray

 

[Ashleigh]

I'd have a better shot at sleeping with Ted Allen than you would. He uh, he's a...well, let's just say that when he looks at girls, he goes, "ICKY", but when he looks at boys he goes "I would really enjoy putting my penis in his buttcheeks".

well duh, of course I know he's gay. Doesn't mean I don't wanna do him :tongue: I'd make that man miss pussy.

 

[ChefChiTown]

well duh, of course I know he's gay. Doesn't mean I don't wanna do him :tongue: I'd make that man miss pussy.

He wouldn't know what to do with your pussy. He'd think it was some sort of exotic fruit and he'd try to make a tart with it.

(HAHA, I just made myself laugh. :1orglaugh)

 

[Ashleigh]

He wouldn't know what to do with your pussy. He'd think it was some sort of exotic fruit and he'd try to make a tart with it.

(HAHA, I just made myself laugh. :1orglaugh)

well as long as he eats the tart once he's done with it

mmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[ChefChiTown]

well as long as he eats the tart once he's done with it

mmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

It would take him like 2 hours just to eat your "tart" because he'd be savoring every bite and critiquing it's flavor.

"It's subtle, yet...sophisticated. If a perfect summer's day had a flavor, it would taste like this. And, do I detect a hint of rosemary? Fantastic Ashleigh...truly fantastic."

 

[sherri]

Giada...I love "eating" Italian.

 

[Kil4Thril]

Is your uncle Anthony Bourdain? He was the first to call her that publically...

No, but I can't guarantee he didn't hear it from him.

 

[Frame313]

Daisy Martinez now has a show on Food Network called "Viva Daisy" & while she may not be as racktacular as Giada, she is definitely a mammal who gives the impression that she would be a fun roll in the hay.

 

[mokkoriman]

She's somewhat new to the Foodnetwork, but Aida Mollenkamp hands down... I know Giada and Rachel Ray get more hype and are much more famous, but Aida is just pure sexy:

Yeah, she can marinate my meatsteak any day... if you know what I mean. =D