Which centerfold/pornstar would you like to see as an OCSM on this board?

[Patrick_S]

In the case of Rocco Siffredi, who's apparently an Italian, the only excuse is just that (he's Italian). Italian is a Romance language, which is a branch of the Indo-European language family, just like Germanic languages. This means that the grammar is still, for a large part similar or even the same, but what if a Hungarian (or Finnish, but I don't know that many) adult performer joined? Would you guys make fun of that as well? Hungarian is an Uralic (or more specific Ugric) language and isn't related to the Indo-European languages at all. This means that even the simplest rule in the language is different (that includes, but is not limited to grammar).

Of course the accents are funny. So is mine & I'm a dutchman... This means I could swim to England if I wanted to (which I don't btw!), and I'm not bothered by my accent at all, but I do hope that everyone here has enough common sense that if an Hungarian girl joins who has not perfected her English yet (& maybe never will), who'll probably make some errors when it comes to grammar, etc (more than the other posters here), that other people won't immediately bash her or make fun of her...

It´s not Rocco´s accent that´s the funniest thing, it´s his choise of words and phrases. A typical Rocco "coversation" (well, it´s not really a conversation, it´s more rhetorical questions and pure nonsense) during a scene can go something like this: "Nasty you are, nasty, nasty, nasty. Why you so nasty? Why? Why? Why, why, why? Nasty, nasty, nasy. NASTY!!". The girls reactions to this nonsense is part of the entertainment as well, often it looks like the´re thinking to themself "What the hell is going on? Am i supposed to answer these questions?". And in Rocco´s case i think it´s perfectly justified to make fun of his accent as well. The guy´s been doing porn for twenty years and he must have been speaking to people in english pretty much every day of these years and still his english doesn´t seem to get any better.

 

[Gordar]

It´s not Rocco´s accent that´s the funniest thing, it´s his choise of words and phrases. A typical Rocco "coversation" (well, it´s not really a conversation, it´s more rhetorical questions and pure nonsense) during a scene can go something like this: "Nasty you are, nasty, nasty, nasty. Why you so nasty? Why? Why? Why, why, why? Nasty, nasty, nasy. NASTY!!". The girls reactions to this nonsense is part of the entertainment as well, often it looks like the´re thinking to themself "What the hell is going on? Am i supposed to answer these questions?". And in Rocco´s case i think it´s perfectly justified to make fun of his accent as well. The guy´s been doing porn for twenty years and he must have been speaking to people in english pretty much every day of these years and still his english doesn´t seem to get any better.

See my answer to The Joker. All I'm afraid of is that an Hungarian/European OCSM might leave because she lacks a sense of humor and feels offended...

(I have to admit that I usually don't even listen to what the guy says, as it's quite annoying most of the time to say the least, so if a guy opens his mouth, I usually turn off the sound... Because of this I can't say wether Rocco's dialogues (or should I say monologues?) are funny or not...)

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Lydia Schone

 

[The Joker]

(I have to admit that I usually don't even listen to what the guy says, as it's quite annoying most of the time to say the least, so if a guy opens his mouth, I usually turn off the sound... Because of this I can't say wether Rocco's dialogues (or should I say monologues?) are funny or not...)

Admittedly, my first exposure to Rocco's english skills was in a 1992/1993-ish porn film titled, "Girls of Double D". Joey Silvera (along with Wendy Whoppers and Tami Monroe) is in the film as well, and it's very much a comedic porn film. All of my friends have seen it ("Hey! You gotta see this!"), and they all find it absolutely hilarious. We often quote lines from the film, and it goes without saying we're just a bunch of sick bastards ... but not so much malicious.

 

[Member 1098]

Pinky, Jada Fire, India, Kayden Kross, Jenna Haze, Amy Reid, Lanny Barbie, Briana Banks, Heather Hunter, Nina Hartley, Seka, Vanessa Del Rio, Shawna Lenee, Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, Angelina Valentine, Ginger Lynn, Abbey Brooks, Jesse Jane, Stoya, Kirsten Price, Kayleni Lei, Alektra Blue.

 

[Gordar]

If it's still possible, could these 2 threads be merged?

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=294335

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=323854

(& keep the wishlist title, it's shorter & thus more comprehensible)

 

[Galactic]

Silvia Saint.

 

[lechepicha]

Audrey Bitoni and Jenny Hendrix