I think it was some old VHS my dad hid in the closet called Bedsheet orgy. Everybody was dressed like Romans and they were nasty. They were hideous and the quality was total shit, but beggars can't be choosers.
Then one day my parents went to a wedding and I raided their closet and found a Christy Canyon compilation video. I couldn't believe it...she was amazing. Beautiful face, amazing body and giant natural jiggling titties....I was in heaven. I became a ninja and managed to sneak the tape into the VHS, jerk off and then put it back in the same spot it was in every chance I could.
Then one day I looked and it was gone. For some reason, my dad got rid of all his tapes and it broke my heart.