Where the fuck are Dirk and Squally?

[TheSpokenWheel]

Seriously. With the exception of a select few, I can't stand you people. It's nothing but SirFartsAlot's utter shit threads comparing two things that have nothing to do with each other, Jsmoothpa's fantasies about directing (undoubtedly terrible) porn, and 6 year old polls about so-and-so's boobs job that random nobodies keep necro-ing. What the fuck happened? Where are the regulars? I don't even see Maley lusting after OCSM feet anymore.

 

[Petra]

Seriously. With the exception of a select few, I can't stand you people. It's nothing but SirFartsAlot's utter shit threads comparing two things that have nothing to do with each other, Jsmoothpa's fantasies about directing (undoubtedly terrible) porn, and 6 year old polls about so-and-so's boobs job that random nobodies keep necro-ing. What the fuck happened? Where are the regulars? I don't even see Maley lusting after OCSM feet anymore.

Squally is currently chained in the basement of FO HQ. He hasn't performed to standards so isn't allowed board time.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Guess I should have seen the typical ridiculous-nonsensical answer coming.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Guess I should have seen the typical ridiculous-nonsensical answer coming.

Well... you seem to presume that we are aware of what everyone is doing...

Also... stop picking at that, it´ll heal better if you leave it alone.

 

[robot_r0ck]

Seriously. With the exception of a select few, I can't stand you people. It's nothing but SirFartsAlot's utter shit threads comparing two things that have nothing to do with each other, Jsmoothpa's fantasies about directing (undoubtedly terrible) porn, and 6 year old polls about so-and-so's boobs job that random nobodies keep necro-ing. What the fuck happened? Where are the regulars? I don't even see Maley lusting after OCSM feet anymore.

They're gone probably because of the trolls & political retards. :2 cents:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Seriously. With the exception of a select few, I can't stand you people. It's nothing but SirFartsAlot's utter shit threads comparing two things that have nothing to do with each other, Jsmoothpa's fantasies about directing (undoubtedly terrible) porn, and 6 year old polls about so-and-so's boobs job that random nobodies keep necro-ing. What the fuck happened? Where are the regulars? I don't even see Maley lusting after OCSM feet anymore.

i've been wondering that too...no farewell note from squally or anything, i've seen dirk pop up here and there though but it's rare.

 

[Petra]

Squally just asked if he could come and play. I kicked him in the face and told him to get back to his fucking work.

Just can't get good minions these days.

 

[assari]

This place is like New York.

All complain, but no one is leaving.

So they will come back.

 

[Mayhem]

It says right there on Dirk's badge - "I'm out for a while." What part of that do you need a decoder ring for?

Jeezus Tapdancing Christ, it's a regular CSI around here, isn't it?

 

[vodkazvictim]

They're fucking each other.

 

[alexpnz]

This place is like New York.

All complain, but no one is leaving.

So they will come back.

What in the world....?

 

[Will E Worm]

Sam was kicking Dirk's butt and he ran away again.

 

[alexpnz]

jitna chased Maley away.

Maley is no match for jitna and his OCSM game spitting.

 

[Petra]

They're fucking each other.

I can confirm that neither are cheating on you for each other.

I haven't seen Dirk in awhile. Figures he'd skip out since he owes me a pint or three. Speaking of which, where is Blueballs? I told him he could buy me a pint when I was in the city he just happens to live in at the end of last month. I guess I could have kind of expected that though...talk the talk but can't walk the walk.

As for Squallumz, looks like I'm going to have to withhold his bread and water since he was calling for help earlier. Poor bastard really looked like he needed his meager meal too...

 

[BCT]

I have information from a source not yet revealed that BlueBalls has cured his "blueballs" with Burt Reynolds.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I can confirm that neither are cheating on you for each other.

I haven't seen Dirk in awhile. Figures he'd skip out since he owes me a pint or three. Speaking of which, where is Blueballs? I told him he could buy me a pint when I was in the city he just happens to live in at the end of last month. I guess I could have kind of expected that though...talk the talk but can't walk the walk.

As for Squallumz, looks like I'm going to have to withhold his bread and water since he was calling for help earlier. Poor bastard really looked like he needed his meager meal too...

I trust you as much as I trust a politician.













Also, my farts kill small children.

 

[StanScratch]

Seriously. With the exception of a select few, I can't stand you people. It's nothing but SirFartsAlot's utter shit threads comparing two things that have nothing to do with each other, Jsmoothpa's fantasies about directing (undoubtedly terrible) porn, and 6 year old polls about so-and-so's boobs job that random nobodies keep necro-ing. What the fuck happened? Where are the regulars? I don't even see Maley lusting after OCSM feet anymore.

Blow me, wanker!
I mean, I concur.

Sam was kicking Dirk's butt and he ran away again.

Dirk's five-week old corpse could outwit Sam.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Sam was kicking Dirk's butt and he ran away again.

:clap:

:rofl2:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Guess I should have seen the typical ridiculous-nonsensical answer coming.

Dude, this place isn't supposed to be serious. I don't ask about such and such when they are on a hiatus because it's just opening yourself up to dumb comments. Just chill, brah.

BTW, Petra, good stuff.

 

[STDiva]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh theres a thread for this dontcha know