"Where the F**k is 'The Axe Effect'?" - Man Sues Axe Deodorant Co. (No girls!)

[Will E Worm]

Although I have had a couple of 40 year old women flirting with me when I wore the AXE spray.

You're using the wrong one.

 

[Sicario]

While he's at it, this idiot might as well sue the doctor that dropped him on his head when he came out of his mother kooch.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I use AXE DRY deodorant but not because I'm trying to pick up women. For some reason I seems to be one of the only deodorants that doesn't cause me to break out. Although I have had a couple of 40 year old women flirting with me when I wore the AXE spray.

Whatever works! :hatsoff:

I still stand by what I say regarding all the AXE products. I am sure there are those, like you, who use it because it works for other reasons.

You're using the wrong one.

Yes he is using AXE: Cougar brand. :tongue:

 

[bad_mofo]

Well, it would seem they have fucked up lawyers in India, too!

 

[StanScratch]

I use AXE DRY deodorant but not because I'm trying to pick up women. For some reason I seems to be one of the only deodorants that doesn't cause me to break out. Although I have had a couple of 40 year old women flirting with me when I wore the AXE spray.

The closer it is to reaching the expiration date, the older the women it will attract. You don't want to see what will be crawling its way towards you after it expires.

 

[tittenman]

Maybe I should use some and if it doesn't work go ahead and sue them for false advertising or something surely!

 

[Smallville417]

My girlfriend won't let me wear AXE, no way would she want me being constantly jumped upon by sexy girls while we were out.

 

[Nasophilia]

The axe effect only works in commercials no matter what the guys looks. In real life it takes more to attract the ladies. Good looks, cleanliness, confidence, personality, lots of money, etc.