Just think of all the death happening right now in the midst of those woods, Titman5K. That's no paradise, that's a living hell full of blood, puss, pain and suffering. To take some element of joy in that fact makes you a monster of the highest order.
There are no paradises. Even the most serine environment is full of death. The world is grey and black. Nothing more, nothing less.
Anywhere on the beach. I live in the southeast, so for me I would have to say Gulf Shores, Alabama, Pensacola Beach, Cocoa Beach, and most definitely South Beach.