I like a good cheeseburger from a diner like some sort of 50's esque diner. Pack the meal with curly fries and a chocolate milkshake and I'm good to go!! (I'm getting really hungry here)
When I want a Real burger I go to my grill on the front porch. There I can make a Real burger with Real meat and whatever I want on it, and I don't have to wonder whether or not someone dropped it or spit in it.