When you accidently leave porn where your gf/wife can find it...

[squallumz]

i dont hide mine, in fact, i have massive facials and sasha grey superslut sitting on my tv in the living room. she bought me the sasha grey movie (as well as several others) recently.

the problem lies in when people come over. i forget to put that shit away. i have a big wicked pictures poster in my living room with alektra blue on it and a bunch of adult posters in our rooms. including autographed stuff. and the dvds are all over the place there.

basically, i dont care. and my girls cool with it. ive worked in adult for a while and everyone i know knows it prolly. nothing to be ashamed of. we used to have hustlers on the coffee table until i just stopped buying them. it was more entertaining and more accurate than time and people.

but yeah, European Union of MILF Sluts. hes into older ladies? OoooooOoo!

 

[D-rock]

Wait your Harley Spencer a Miss Freeones Nomine in multiple categories, and your ex boyfriend was jerking off to something else besides you? Huh? I call blasphmey on this may he burn I tell ye may he burn!

Well, it would be kind of creepy to wack off to her while she was sleeping and being watched by him. That might be an even worse thing to wake up to. :1orglaugh

 

[Alyssa Rose]

My ex. bf however, he was a total douche about it. I'd wake up in the morning to find him on the computer, in the same room, watching porn, jacking off. Right there in the freaking room. It really pissed me off, it's so disrespectful. His excuse was that it helped with his erectile dysfunction. The more he cums, the healthier his dick his. What-the-fuck-ever.

That's the most disrespectful thing ever!! My ex used to do that shit all the time.. He even used to jack off I'm bed next to me while I was sleeping! Yeah buddy like that's not going to wake me up.. Idiot.
I obviously have no problem with porn but if I'm in the same room with you either wake me the fuck up or go in a different room! Ugh.

What little porn I have is on a hidden partition on a USB external hard drive that is accessible only by password and is connected to my gaming computer upstairs. I'm the only one who uses that computer. She wouldn't find it even if she was looking for it. Which she doesn't because that's my computer.

Sounds like you've got something to hide eh?

 

[feller469]

Porn is my sig other

 

[lurkingdirk]

Meh. don't look at porn if the person you're porking isn't okay with it.

Or, decide that porn is more important than the person you're porking.

Or, look at porn with the person you're porking.

Figure out what works. Don't hide it.

 

[BCT]

I've never been caught....by anyone, I'm that good!

 

[Legzman]

My girl knows I enjoy watching porn. It's part of the reason she's still around! If she was against porn she'd have been gone long time ago. So I leave porn on my computer, if she finds it, she finds it. Whatever!

 

[Ace Bandage]

Sounds like you've got something to hide eh?

Maybe... Not much though, just a few videos and some pictures.

She hates porn, so I pretend to as well. I figure we're even though. She probably pretends to have orgasms occasionally so it's not like we're totally honest anyway.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

My ex. bf however, he was a total douche about it. I'd wake up in the morning to find him on the computer, in the same room, watching porn, jacking off. Right there in the freaking room. It really pissed me off, it's so disrespectful. His excuse was that it helped with his erectile dysfunction. The more he cums, the healthier his dick his. What-the-fuck-ever.

Oh this is the most awesome excuse I have ever heard.:1orglaugh At least he was original. You gotta give him that. I am gonna try that one out just for shits and giggles and see what kinda looks my old lady gives me when I tell her that shit with a straight face.

 

[RichardNailder]

It's never an accident.

 

[Petra]

i dont hide mine, in fact, i have massive facials and sasha grey superslut sitting on my tv in the living room. she bought me the sasha grey movie (as well as several others) recently.

the problem lies in when people come over. i forget to put that shit away. i have a big wicked pictures poster in my living room with alektra blue on it and a bunch of adult posters in our rooms. including autographed stuff. and the dvds are all over the place there.

basically, i dont care. and my girls cool with it. ive worked in adult for a while and everyone i know knows it prolly. nothing to be ashamed of. we used to have hustlers on the coffee table until i just stopped buying them. it was more entertaining and more accurate than time and people.

but yeah, European Union of MILF Sluts. hes into older ladies? OoooooOoo!

Naw, he likes amateurs around 21, 22. However, the MILF Sluts was just starting when I turned on the TV.

Seriously, there was some baaaaad english voice overs going on. I think they actually hired aliens from outer space to do them instead of real human women.

 

[Jane Burgess]

I would be more concerned if my other half didn't look at porn. That's not natural. My guy can whack his dick to any porn he wants to.

 

[gunslingingbird]

hes into older ladies?

Well, he did marry Petra, didn't he? How much more proof do you need?

 

[Petra]

Well, he did marry Petra, didn't he? How much more proof do you need?

One of these days I'm gonna find you and kick you in the balls.

 

[squallumz]

Seriously, there was some baaaaad english voice overs going on. I think they actually hired aliens from outer space to do them instead of real human women.

heh, that was gonna be my follow up question. i can just imagine!

 

[gunslingingbird]

One of these days I'm gonna find you and kick you in the balls.

I know you love me. You just don't know it.

 

[squallumz]

Well, he did marry Petra, didn't he? How much more proof do you need?

ooof! bust!

 

[Petra]

I know you love me. You just don't know it.

I love you about as much as I love Anders.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I love you about as much as I love Anders.

I thought you were married to Andrés... Oh! Oh!!! :shocked:



:iloveyou:

 

[Galactic]

I don't have an other half.

This. *loads gun*