When will my penis stop growing?

[FreeThugz]

I think he's telling the truth. I saw pictures of farmers who lived near Chernobyl and they were plowing their cornfields with their dicks.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

 

[villiageidiot]

Can anyone tell me when my belly will stop growing?

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Mine started growin again every time I look at freeones.

 

[RogueWolf]

Maybe it's not growing. Maybe the rest of you is shrinking.

 

[Dawn]

It grows untill you have a 3rd leg

 

[BlueBalls]

On the eve of the second comming of Jesus ........:nanner::nanner::nanner::nanner::nanner:

 

[low42]

I think mine is in reverse gear..

Same with mine.

 

[villiageidiot]

Are you measuring from your asshole to the tip of your dick?

This thread has been tagged "Bullshit" also!:1orglaugh

 

[Fresno]

It never stops growing. Mine grows form 4" to 8 1/2" everyday!

You finally got hard. lol

 

[Will E Worm]

Mine grows form 4" to 8 1/2" everyday!

HUH!? :eek:

 

[Dawn]

My ****** fallen *********** when i'm born.

He confused the umbilical cord with my penis.

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Well I'm sure it will stop growing once you stop taking those "natural" male enhancement pills. I guess your girlfriend switched all your vitamins with those pills...sorry dude.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Gee, I wish my penis would grow a half inch. I'd LOVE for it to double its size. :o

 

[Becks...poamr]

The things I find out about people on this board...:helpme:

 

[STDiva]

Haha, whenever I feel sad, I visit this thread and I feel better.

 

[Kil4Thril]

Even as a straight man, if this dude is having trouble with it getting TOO big, then I wanna see it.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Where did the OP go? Did his penis finally grow so much that it formed a worm hole in his pants, causing his genitalia to implode upon itself, sucking his entire body into a time-forgotten whirlwind of death?

Or...did he realize that he was caught in a huge lie and just stop coming to the board?

:dunno:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Where did the OP go? Did his penis finally grow so much that it formed a worm hole in his pants, causing his genitalia to implode upon itself, sucking his entire body into a time-forgotten whirlwind of death?

Or...did he realize that he was caught in a huge lie and just stop coming to the board?

:dunno:

I think he just realized that you weren't falling head over heels for him and he decided to try to impress someone on another board. :dunno:

 

[ChefChiTown]

I think he just realized that you weren't falling head over heels for him and he decided to try to impress someone on another board. :dunno:

Well, it's kind of hard to FALL head over heels when I'm already lying in such a position. :dunno: I'm just getting tired of waiting.

 

[senob44]

Just got back from boobs7me's house, and his tool is every inch AS ADVERTISED! In fact, I managed to coax a full 10 inches out of him!