When watching porn do you...

[JacknCoke]

Didn't find a topic like this after searching for quite some time so I decided to ask. When watching porn do you

A) Watch the full length video from start to finish
B) skip around the video to find what you want to see
C) look for short clips of only what you want
D) All of the above
E) None of the above (please explain)

I usually do c but sometimes i go with A and sometimes B :thumbsup:

Sorry for the misspelling in the poll title and option B

 

[dooney]

B because all the talking and **** is boring and lame sometimes

 

[biomech]

B usually; I don't need storylines.
I am tired of porn director's thinking they are Steven Spielberg or something, give me action.

 

[Skyraider22]

All the above:thumbsup:

 

[The Grasshopper]

D) All of the above

 

[D-rock]

I would almost have to skip around. It's not because a simple, reasonable, erotic setup in a story bothers me at all, but because actually finding a video in this day of age in porn where more than one or two scenes are good and aren't crap is very rare anymore.

 

[somebadlemonade]

i do a mixture of those, it depends on how much time i can waste

 

[mentalman]

i like to skip around to the parts i like

 

[BigSwede]

I skip to the parts I want to see.
Porn directors should take a couple of film classes before they try to make a real movie.
Just deliever the damn pizza and get paid with a good fuck.
That's it!

 

[busenbust]

(C)

Nice thread :thumbsup:


Remember when we had VHS/rewind/fwd/pause/stop :1orglaugh

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

i usually do A & B

 

[StanScratch]

I tend to fast forward. There is not only the usually insidious plot, but there is the tendency of some directors to focus on the guy's face for several moments at a time...for me, the ultimate bone-chaser.

 

[Bonezstorm]

I just keep skipping forward if I'm really horny :o
That's why I like short vids more

 

[tartanterrier]

Skip to the best bits

 

[BlueBalls]

Skip around. I can never watch an entire porno, I get quite bored after a while.

I usually just watch a scene. Then I get on with trimming my bush.

 

[rad2927]

Like any video or cd I watch the whole thing the first time and after that move to the other options if I like any of the scenes.

 

[sproing99]

Mostly c)

 

[ChefChiTown]

I fast forward straight to the penises. Then, things get kind of weird.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I usually just skip around. Porn videos can get quite boring and tedious after a while.

 

[CunningStunts]

Depends on the mood... sometimes I'll watch the whole thing, sometimes I fast forward...