when u wipe your ass. do you...........???

[Shifty]

That's not a smart thing to do.

 

[Kingfisher]

The herpes sores oozing makes wiping easy...

 

[nylo]

Is this thread for real?

so...how many brain cells died at the creation of this thread or posting in it?

 

[zell]

Why would I need to spit? I use those Charmin fresh wipes.

 

[bobjustbob]

Spit? Hmm... That might feel better when I drag my ass across the carpet. Thanks.

 

[mikexmoran]

Buy an American Brand. That Russian toilet paper is too rough.

 

[redhotgorillausa]

Nope! I use it as is. I'm a big boy now!