Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?
I pay to watch her clean my hardwood
I pay to watch her clean my hardwood
You're not a OSCM yet?
I think this comes down to deciding how cynical you want to live your life. Do we only want to go through life believing that strippers/cam girls/porn stars only view us as walking ATMs?
I don't want to go through life with that thought. I prefer to believe that some erotic entertainers actually love what they do.
Ashleigh, I've only just begun to read about your adventures and I will say, you're one hell of a character who can certainly hold her own ! Let me ask , are you a natural in the craft of good communication skills or do you have a fairly extensive background in theatre arts and drama ?
Have you ever worked as a sales person in any capacity ? If not you should (big $$$$$ !!)
Your movie review video was a riot, you didn't even use notes either huh ?
A mandolin, eh?
:lovecoupl
How about a date with me, SpexyAshleigh and i'll make sure you're
spoiled til the cows come home.:1orglaugh:lovecoupl
How about a date with me, SpexyAshleigh and i'll make sure you're
spoiled til the cows come home.:1orglaugh:lovecoupl
No way, I want Ashleigh![]()
You two DO know that she requires you to shower?
I'm sorry, but I just wouldn't be capable of being held accountable for such high standards.
I take golden showers. Does that count?
What does spexy mean, anyway? Is it a neat mixture of words that lets people know you are sexy and have awesome pecs, or do you simply not give a fuck?
Spexy means sexy. I dunno, I've always used the word spexy. Kinda like smexy. Only spexy. Its just sexy, but for some reason I added the 'p'.
Seriously that has got to be the most asked question I get lol
You two DO know that she requires you to shower?
I'm sorry, but I just wouldn't be capable of being held accountable for such high standards.
I shower everyday, I take hygiene very serious, I'm very OCD when it comes to showering plus I always make sure I smell good whether it's with a fragrance like deodorant body sprays or cologne :thumbsup:
hey bb....how YOU doin?![]()
Just warning you - I'm not a cheap date. I eat ALOT.![]()
I shower everyday, I take hygiene very serious, I'm very OCD when it comes to showering plus I always make sure I smell good whether it's with a fragrance like deodorant body sprays or cologne :thumbsup:
Spexy means sexy. I dunno, I've always used the word spexy. Kinda like smexy. Only spexy. Its just sexy, but for some reason I added the 'p'.
Seriously that has got to be the most asked question I get lol
So, your sort of single now? Did your previous significant other suffer some blow to the head or become suddenly mentally handicap?It's hard to imagine a reason to leave you or disappoint you to ruin the relationship. If I had a woman of your caliber I wouldn't want to screw it up.
"a woman of your caliber"?
ROFL. Sorry but seriously lol. Lemme put it this way: My father literally tells guys I date to just end it now before getting in too deep because they're going to wake up one day and wonder what the hell they're doing with me. I'm not relationship material, not even in the slightest. I shouldn't be with anyone because I'm not mentally fit to be in successful relationships. Just like how most people aren't fit to be parents...I'm not fit to be a spouse/partner.
"a woman of your caliber"?
ROFL. Sorry but seriously lol. Lemme put it this way: My father literally tells guys I date to just end it now before getting in too deep because they're going to wake up one day and wonder what the hell they're doing with me. I'm not relationship material, not even in the slightest. I shouldn't be with anyone because I'm not mentally fit to be in successful relationships. Just like how most people aren't fit to be parents...I'm not fit to be a spouse/partner.
Why are you telling yourself that woman. You can't tell the future.
I was trying to be flattering. I've heard women like that. :tongue:
Besides like dogbone said you shouldn't be so hard on yourself.