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[izabelplayer]

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[Deepcover]

Might as well call this the tweet thread "Gonna go watch horny models on MFC "

 

[mrtrebus]

Masturbating into a dirty frying pan.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Masturbating into a dirty frying pan.

Sweet. Will that turn into a pudding for tonight?

I'm looking forward to dinner, btw.

 

[D-rock]

I'm usually doing something...unless I'm not.

 

[PirateKing]

PirateKing just jizzed all over his keyboard. Gotta get a wet rag to clean it up now so the keys don't stick together.

 

[Elwood70]

I have a headache from too much *** last night;so I'm going to go make a *****.

 

[vodkazvictim]

The voices are telling me to **** again

OOH!
Me first!
Me!
Pick me!

 

[Kittymeow]

*Putting on make-up and ******** ice coffee*

 

[Kittymeow]

PirateKing just jizzed all over his keyboard. Gotta get a wet rag to clean it up now so the keys don't stick together.

LMAO! :1orglaugh:drool1: