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The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Here's another one (anybody with a significant other will definitely "feel" this one)...
When I was still dating my ex, she went out with a few of her friends to somebody's birthday party. I didn't know who the birthday girl was, so I wasn't invited and ended up staying at home. Around 7PM that night, I get a call from a girl who definitely wasn't my girlfriend. It was one of her friends, sounding quite the nervous wreck. I asked her what was wrong and she said, and I'll never forget this...
"(My ex's name goes here) just got into an accident. She was driving on the highway, ****** out and hit a wall. She's in the emergency room right now. You should come quick."
I was fucking freaking out. I thought my girlfriend was going to die and I didn't know what to do. I pictured the worst, you know? All sorts of broken bones, smashed up face, severe injuries, the whole works. I was scared to death and was trying soooo hard not to cry and freak out. So, I ran downstairs, grabbed my car keys, went outside and...no car. I forgot that my car was in the shop. Also, my parents weren't home so I couldn't use their car either.
I started calling my parents cell phones...no answer. I started calling all of my friends...no answer. I was fit to **** somebody at this moment. Then, thankfully, my parents pulled into the driveway. I was too much of a mess to be driving a car, so my *** drove me to the hospital.
When I got to the hospital, I ran up to the desk and asked where my girlfriend was. As the nurse (secretary?) was looking up the information, one of my girlfriend's friends called my name. I looked over and about 8 or 9 girls were sitting in the waiting room and my girlfriend's m-m was there too. I ran over and everyone looked perfectly fine, like nothing had happened, so I was kind of confused. I'm still upset beyond all belief at this point. My heart had been racing ever since the phone call and I felt like throwing up. I thought my girlfriend was going to die, you know?
So, her m-m takes a sip of her coffee and goes, "It's ok (Chef), she's fine"...
Obviously, I'm a little confused. Her m-m then says, "She got a migraine, started feeling a little dizzy, and as she was pulling her car off of the road, she scraped the median divider. They're just giving her some medication right now. She'll be out in a few minutes."
I'm like :wtf:
So, I turned to the friend that had called me. The one that said...
"She was driving on the highway, ****** out and hit a wall. She's in the emergency room right now. You should come quick."
I was mad as hell. I yelled at her so hard..."How in the FUCK can you tell someone that their girlfriend ****** OUT AND HIT A WALL and is IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM?!?!?! You said COME QUICK!!! I thought she was going to die you STUPID BITCH!!!"
So, time ******, my girlfriend came out and all was well. That was the single most scariest thing I've ever felt in my life. The feeling of believing that my loved one was in a life or death situation was something I wouldn't wish upon my worst of enemies. Thankfully, it was all just a false alarm and she was fine though.
When I was still dating my ex, she went out with a few of her friends to somebody's birthday party. I didn't know who the birthday girl was, so I wasn't invited and ended up staying at home. Around 7PM that night, I get a call from a girl who definitely wasn't my girlfriend. It was one of her friends, sounding quite the nervous wreck. I asked her what was wrong and she said, and I'll never forget this...
"(My ex's name goes here) just got into an accident. She was driving on the highway, ****** out and hit a wall. She's in the emergency room right now. You should come quick."
I was fucking freaking out. I thought my girlfriend was going to die and I didn't know what to do. I pictured the worst, you know? All sorts of broken bones, smashed up face, severe injuries, the whole works. I was scared to death and was trying soooo hard not to cry and freak out. So, I ran downstairs, grabbed my car keys, went outside and...no car. I forgot that my car was in the shop. Also, my parents weren't home so I couldn't use their car either.
I started calling my parents cell phones...no answer. I started calling all of my friends...no answer. I was fit to **** somebody at this moment. Then, thankfully, my parents pulled into the driveway. I was too much of a mess to be driving a car, so my *** drove me to the hospital.
When I got to the hospital, I ran up to the desk and asked where my girlfriend was. As the nurse (secretary?) was looking up the information, one of my girlfriend's friends called my name. I looked over and about 8 or 9 girls were sitting in the waiting room and my girlfriend's m-m was there too. I ran over and everyone looked perfectly fine, like nothing had happened, so I was kind of confused. I'm still upset beyond all belief at this point. My heart had been racing ever since the phone call and I felt like throwing up. I thought my girlfriend was going to die, you know?
So, her m-m takes a sip of her coffee and goes, "It's ok (Chef), she's fine"...
Obviously, I'm a little confused. Her m-m then says, "She got a migraine, started feeling a little dizzy, and as she was pulling her car off of the road, she scraped the median divider. They're just giving her some medication right now. She'll be out in a few minutes."I'm like :wtf:
So, I turned to the friend that had called me. The one that said...
"She was driving on the highway, ****** out and hit a wall. She's in the emergency room right now. You should come quick."
I was mad as hell. I yelled at her so hard..."How in the FUCK can you tell someone that their girlfriend ****** OUT AND HIT A WALL and is IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM?!?!?! You said COME QUICK!!! I thought she was going to die you STUPID BITCH!!!"
So, time ******, my girlfriend came out and all was well. That was the single most scariest thing I've ever felt in my life. The feeling of believing that my loved one was in a life or death situation was something I wouldn't wish upon my worst of enemies. Thankfully, it was all just a false alarm and she was fine though.
that goes down where and when guns are in play! :anonymous I learned my lesson a long time ago! :hatsoff:
