i have a few. if my wife rings me then i have darth vader saying ' i must obey my master'. for general phone calls i have 'get back you bastards, i'll break your legs' from max's car alarm in pheonix nights. for text messages its mel b from bo' selecta saying 'she such a minge teasing bastard, she is ya know. she's a minge teasing bastard'.
might not mean anything to anyone outside the uk.