"I’ve had a lot of jobs in my life: boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, body guard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, ********* assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, **** baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, but now I teach english