What's the worst thing you have ever stolen from a hotel?

LucyOHara

Official Checked Star Member
During a band competition, when we stayed out of town... I took 4 muffins from the buffet. Even though it specifically said we were only allowed one each.

;_; It feels so good to get that out in the open..
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Garbage can
 
Great answers guys and sadly I have no affiliation with lost prophets other than owning some of their records
 
Great answers guys and sadly I have no affiliation with lost prophets other than owning some of their records

You'll get a knock at the door in a minute - don't answer. It will be a crazed mob with torches and pitchforks planning to lynch you as a co-conspirator. Admitting you haven't burned your lostprophets CDs yet is tantamount to heading down to Haringey/Tottenham with a "HITLER WAS RIGHT" sandwich board around your neck, to hear some people talk.
 
You'll get a knock at the door in a minute - don't answer. It will be a crazed mob with torches and pitchforks planning to lynch you as a co-conspirator. Admitting you haven't burned your lostprophets CDs yet is tantamount to heading down to Haringey/Tottenham with a "HITLER WAS RIGHT" sandwich board around your neck, to hear some people talk.

Hope not lol im out out in london all saturday and sunday all day and night
 

Lacey Black

Official Checked Star Member
Soap was a bad example. Towels, blankets, pillows and shit like that. I've seen police called over blankets.

Something about hotels turns people into thieves. Washroom signs, awards the hotel has received, couch cushions, maids carts, pool chairs, weights, you name it. Sometimes it's kids, most of the time it's a grown adult. When caught they play the victim card and cry about the price they pay and they deserve more. Imagine saying, with a straight face..."No sir. Room service trays are not included in the rate. They belong to the restaurant" to a grown ass man. We offer free WiFi, and some people think that means they can connect to our WiFi after they've checked out and gone back to whatever city they're from. They call us, explain that they just stayed here and request the password because their device saved the network name so it must still work. Sad.

When you ask what people can steal, you really underestimate the stupidity of people that travel.



You seem very knowledgeable on the subject, I'm guessing you work in a hotel? And you would think having their credit card on file would scare people away from stealing things like you mentioned but some people are just crazy.. or dumb.. or both.
 
You seem very knowledgeable on the subject, I'm guessing you work in a hotel? And you would think having their credit card on file would scare people away from stealing things like you mentioned but some people are just crazy.. or dumb.. or both.

I do work in a hotel. And we do charge them afterwards and they still complain and try and get out of it. Scum of the earth, these people.
 

bahodeme

Closed Account
A water glass with a scene with the hotel & the logo etched on the glass.
 
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I have never stolen anything from hotel or pretty much anything either, but when I was young, I once stole an apple from a tree that was located on someone's backyard. Does that make me badass?
 

Philbert

Banned
Ahem!
Since you ask...
A few years ago, My peeps 'n' I were down in Galveston doing some ripple rideing; that day the tar came up a bit and we had to clean our boards.
Well, we were staying at a Motel onna beach, low cost with gym towel quality towels stamped with the motel's name.
We went into a storage closet and took a good handful of these to clean ourselves and our boards of tar.
A few months later we were in my family garage prepping our boards and using those tar stained "rags" to wipe off some wax when my Dad walked in with another older gentleman and introduced him.
THEN mentioned he was the owner of "*********" Motel down in Galveston. We quickly realized that several name stamped towels were scattered around the garage, and in our hands, etc., and I turned to look at Mr "******" ; he and my Dad were laughing quite hard at our faces...so...
I never stole anything from a motel/hotel, as we were purged of our theft through suffering that day.
Much like Christian theology describes, we paid pennance and were absolved of our sin.
GUILT FREE!
 
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